This should be an inspiration to all wakenya abroad…listen to my story
As u know mimi Sunday i rarely bounce out of my diggs coz hii ni siku ya kutuliz hangy and wacth movies or footie pale KODI. Kidogo kidogo i receive a call from u know who …Yes my best friend Blaze. He be like Jay niaje unaweza kuja "Osloer street"sahii…Am like msee unajua Sunday huwa siku yangu ya kutulia gani hizi tena? Tells me it is his son’s birthday na wako pale hio street in a children play ground where the party was happening…i was like wawawa wacha nakuja
FFWD: now this is the juicy part. Baby Boy ameingia underground train…nishanunulia mtoi wa Blaze these plastic toy cars(cost around 15 euro)…niko kw underground train going Osloer street. I sit nxt to an old couple…since it is summer i fungua window(kuna mawindow na si kama ya gari watu wamesha use under g trains will understand)…kidogo kidogo the mnyanye says why are opening the window? i say jokingly butnit is warm in here.
She shouts at me…THIS IS NOT AFRICA…i am still cool. Her mzee hubby fungas the window and repeats what wifey had said THIS IS NOT AFRICA …THIS IS DEUTCHLAND. Wueh they had touched the wrong one.
Kidogo kidogo jay baby boy ameshika hasira open the window again and SHOUT at them in GERMAN…Hoch German>–Hoch German is like ile ngoso ya juu and many germans fear u when u speak it…nika sema NYINYNI NDO MLIKUWA MA MBOCH WA HITLER NINI? WENZEYU WALISHAKUFA NA BADO MNASUMBUA<–all that in hoch deutch. and then added while still shouting THIS IS A NEW GERMANY NOT THE NAZI GERMANY MEFFI… NIKAWASHOW HAMTAA ONA ::: NA MKIKUFAA I WIL COME TO THEIR GRAVES AND PEE ON IT :
Wasee kwa train who were listening wakapiga makofi …the couple walishuka nxt stop in embarassment. i had to say MEFFI…pple in the train asked me what does meffi mean? i said it means have a good day…they clapped for me one more time…UZITO
Hehe. Next time the coffee guy might tell you meffi thinking it means good day in Africa. They’ll be like: “Here you go, Sir. Meffi”. You’ve started something…
