Leo nimeamua kufika kwa cinema.its basically a date with a girl, 20, younger than my little sister. Awesome as heck. Kuingia kwa gari, ameweka ngoma ya vybz kartel ile ya punani paradise 
. Movie tunacheki ni Wicked, bladyfakin feminine movie ya wanawake and I am just counting the minutes hadi iishe thinking of how I royally fucked. Sikubuy tickets mapema spaces mzuri zikaisha, so basically she is sitting infront of me rather than beside me penye sai ningerisk na munju ya kwanza ingekua imeshatembea. Tulikua tumekaa pamoja kidogo kabla wenye walibook wafike na chemistry ilikua akinishika shika mikono mahali funny ikifikia. Hii ya leo imeungua. Fucking hell.
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Huu ni upumbavu gani jameni? Do you live in soap operas?
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Welcome to the premiere of season 8 of “La Mujer del Scammer de Mulot”
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@Bigjohn , zimebaki siku ngapi shule zifunguliwe?
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Alejandro toka uende calabash utoe kutu alafu urudi
@Billy_Graham
You are such a lover boy. I am saying this based on the posts I’ve seen from you.
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Kwani mko high school ndiyo mpelekane movie dates. Ukitaka kukula dem mpeleke club, hike ama picknick.
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Slide into his DM. Atatuletea hekaya, with colourful flowery language, and screenshots of your communication.
Then come ask us about closure
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So uliweka gari mafuta 1k. (/parking)
I dont know how much cinema is but sema 1k ingine
1k food and drinks
1k ya dame kama fare ya kurudi nyumbani
Na bado hukupewa ikus…
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Haha. No.
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Now go shave your vagina mathafaka
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Kwani ndio umehit puberty ukaenda first date yako?
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Huyu ni prime candidate in your hard labour concentration camp Hadi hizo fantasy za soap ziishe.
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Anafaa awache drugs
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Si uliangalia map ya sitting arrangement before ulipie specific seats? Kwani mko educational tour of the theatre, why would you do this to yourself and her?
Nkt
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indeed,huyu tunatupa bamburi soapstone mines
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Umenyamaza vibaya, ama mliendanisha kuokota flowers na chocolate ukamwekelea kiss kwa forehead through the window of the uber which drove her straight to Onyi’s ramshackle mabati structure?
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