I am very happy that my people, the Agikuyu are in govt - the end justifies the udaku means

The ultimate aim of voting is to get political power and my people the Agikuyu are now in govt 100%. I would have preferred that we got that power via baba but that never happened. But we managed to get to canaan via the back door and we have to toast to the success of Plan B via udaku. The end justifies the means.

Kiria Mùnùa!

Theshwa itina ngui (whatever that means)

Hii serikali si ya Wakikuyu so mzoe kuwa sidelined before mtafute Uhuru kumuomba msamaha.

But how will you benefit?

Tutakua tunakula nyama kama nyinyi mnameza mate for the next 20yrs. Our 60% votes will be rewarded bigly.

Serikali ni ya akina @sani na wenzake. Hao ndio watakao kula nyama.

Rigathi ni flower girl/acolyte was JSKS. Ni vile tu president hawezi kuwa elected bila DP.

Kama hauna connections hautapata hata a dry bone.

Already we have taken over the hasla DP mansion pale Karen. Hapo ndio tunakunywa muratina as we rule Kenya as no 2 thanks to our 60% votes.

@johnpombe you’re one very sick fella. You have bipolar of some sort.

waluya tupewe 30% yetu bila kusumbuliwa

Gwáthukana ó rimwe!

Kuwa mpole. Let’s all feast on this Buffalo.

You are one of the goons that costed Jakuon precious votes. I believe you never once undertook a day’s campaign trail on foot kwa ground for him else you would never have had the chance to be camped here raining praises on Uhuru eeer which came to nought.
Dude you better know right now that Hustler is not calling on your services anytime soon. Tafuta kazi ya maana.

:D:D:D wewe unapigana ma sweeps huku na wanaume

:smiley: saitan

talk about sustaining heavy fire from all sides

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All in all you are a FOOL for not having seen all this coming. You and Karua, people with(out) brains whi relied on false information to think that they we winning. Ucio ni urimu

Why did Raila agree to burden himself with Uhuru failures??I will never understand

Pitia hapa hasla mansion Karen nikurushie kakitu. Tuko hapa tunacelebrate na Riggy G.

Niko Azimio until further notice.