I am under Sieke(siege)

[Energizer]

I have a close friend whose fiancee had had a miscarriage.So my woman heard me pray so strongly for them while I was asleep.She told me this the following morning.
Now my worry is that at times we talk nasty stuff na huyo beshte yangu.(vile tume dry fry ma quail).I am really worried naweza shtukia nimetaja jina ya import ama nimeanza ku narrate vile dry fry session ilikuwa during my dreams. I am under sieke !!! sijui niwe niki paka superglue kwa mdomo before nilale ama nifanye aje.

[Koolibah]

lala kama umeeka mûcakwe kwa matter core

[123tokambio]

Anza kuvaa mouthguard…

[Rene_Descartes]

Nimewahi omba hiyo maneno loudly. I had hard time explaining who i was talking to because i immediately woke up.

[The_gunner]

For me hiyo si issue wifey ni kale. Somtimes when i take one too many I talk alot when asleep all she can tell me asubuhi is there was a name I kept on repiting which aparently she cant pronounce let alone remembering.

[wheelz]

Sema you channel your friends & relatives thoughts in your dreams. Sema even at times you dream her thoughts. That should get her to behave.

[Web_Dev]

Nimeachia hapo kwa pray nikavaa strainer kwa kichwa . I believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

[Cantilever]

You need to begin sleeptalking on purpose. Next tym you are awake in the middle of the night start narrating an incomprehensible story esp one that she knows you’re “lying”. Do it over and over again till she starts getting used to the fact that you speak “childish and incomprehensible things” or you take a “different personality” when you’re sleeping.

You can alternatively lie that you got so worried that you visited a pychiatrist, whom subsequently treated you for “multipersonality disorder when sleeptalking”. You “feign the personality of an alter-ego”…That way you’ll always explain that the “alter-self was speaking”. Thank me later

[1776]

@Cantilever

You need to begin sleeptalking on purpose. Next tym you are awake in the middle of the night start narrating an incomprehensible story esp one that she knows you’re “lying”. Do it over and over again till she starts getting used to the fact that you speak “childish and incomprehensible things” or you take a “different personality” when you’re sleeping.

You can alternatively lie that you got so worried that you visited a pychiatrist, whom subsequently treated you for “multipersonality disorder when sleeptalking”. You “feign the personality of an alter-ego”…That way you’ll always explain that the “alter-self was speaking”. Thank me later

You sir are a genius.
Which beers do you drink?

[1776]

@The gunner

For me hiyo si issue wifey ni kale. Somtimes when i take one too many I talk alot when asleep all she can tell me asubuhi is there was a name I kept on repiting which aparently she cant pronounce let alone remembering.

You can’t go wrong with a kale.

[Koolibah]

@1776

You sir are a genius.
Which beers do you drink?

can only come from a substance sniffed

[Cantilever]

@1776

You sir are a genius.
Which beers do you drink?

:D:D:D Tusker or Faxe anyday

[Chiefkiumbe]

In any circumstance you are heard/caught by a spouse just say “TWASNT ME” [SIZE=1][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Kwani nani ameoa mwingine[/SIZE][/FONT] ??[/SIZE]

[MBOMB]

@Energizer

I have a close friend whose fiancee had had a miscarriage.So my woman heard me pray so strongly for them while I was asleep.She told me this the following morning.
Now my worry is that at times we talk nasty stuff na huyo beshte yangu.(vile tume dry fry ma quail).I am really worried naweza shtukia nimetaja jina ya import ama nimeanza ku narrate vile dry fry session ilikuwa during my dreams. I am under sieke !!! sijui niwe niki paka superglue kwa mdomo before nilale ama nifanye aje.

I read somewhere that when you annoy a woman, she starts thinking of stuff that have not even happened yet…Like your Eulogy. …You get my drift?

[Dunya]

Umama

[Energizer]

@Koolibah

lala kama umeeka mûcakwe kwa matter core

Kwani lazima ungeleta Upuzi wako hapa ?? Hawa ndo wasee haifai ku endeleza any generation.

ION sipendi kuanzishwa kwa mambo ya chokosh season 6 etc etc

[kijanamrefu]

@Koolibah

lala kama umeeka mûcakwe kwa matter core

:D:D:D:D