With tym on me stumpy hands
Having found my fave guest house full
I find myself in a kyuk noisy pub
So many penny bitchez; I culd burp ‘peninah’
And I been away home so long; my sacs full with tiny future CORDs
@Okiya u dig this?
But I don’t do hoes
Stopped
My regular’s mechanized, she a machete
She’s seng’enge-ni-ng’ombe’d me
I can’t wander
Kanifuga king’ombe
Ingeniudhi ila yanpendeza kama Nissan Fuga
Lets watch the hour hand sashay
Then al be gone
Hoping my fort won’t be breached
Coz its forte here
Their keys could strike a cord, pusical …musical
V-major
Trampling my principles like trump-lings
Like we in the same lineage?
Ha!
Make my dicka great again
Trump’s hair so wily, its fudhi
Fugazi hair
Shit so fake, its puke
Ever taken peninah home from d pub
Coz u wanted her all night sheath-rubbed,
And she puked on your sink
Woke up morning pukey smell nuked ma crib
Happened to me
Once
Won’t tell u though
If I would, I’d say she puked on my KBJ
How does a 2-inch puke a BJ?
Fugazi shit
Haha
Daddy shoulda been taller
Shit messed my Hyena
Smooth on the tongue, nonexistent on the romp
Errytime with erryone
She starts silent, like a prayer
Medickation
Meditation
Then she realizes, that’s all there is
So she fakes
Fugazi
Moan till morn
Maybe he gonna pay my fees
Maybe his money gonna be mine
Amechelewa kuoa; namfaa
Atanibuy.ia garrrey!
Hii tuck-in yote daily, si ni pesa?
Upuzi
Mum I’d say this
But I keep mum
“Mum I can’t!”
Cunts so fake
They milking
Mum, love’s made me red-sore!
Mum, like mumps!
So I hit the bumps
On the love road
No mjukuu soon
Maybe Sept '16
But she got no teeth
Did Mairungi so much
That’s mama for my 1st
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Can I pee in my pants just for the warmth?
In the night, owl right, hug me
@Mzee mzima remember we grew up bila teeth?
Haha …utaniruka footy sita
Hata kwa kifo
Najua tu
Ila, kwa aibu haya mashimo ya choo siyakujua
Walinikataa, eti mapengo
Mwenye pengo ya mwili atajazaje pengo moyoni?
Nikajijaza mdomo
Kisha nikajijaza
Kila shimo
Bora vua chupi
Chupwi! Naangukia
Haha
Majeraha ya wasaka ajira yamenijaa
Mark you, madame wote ni pesa tu
Wote same ka Toyota
MARK that TWO
She interrupts
Like coitus interruptus?
Mi sijui
But najua mileage ni ya KWJ 945
Zimemwingia mob. Asha rupture womb
Bought her her drink
And sent her off like a boss
Back to the bourse
I don’t do peninnah
Na ningekimya
Ningenyamaza
Singejali
Ju utombi nilianza
Kitandani, gizani
Mdick, lengo la kutomba ni kumwaga ndani
Remember, shinsky on Tuendelee, ama tusiendelee?
Tu ende mbele
But huyu bar maid mpoa
i like
umesoma hiyo yote, u understood and liked?
what do you think?
I have tried to read it si understand. let me go thro’ it later and giveca comment.
Ata mimi nimeshindwa kuisoma
U NOLONGER TREND ,BINGWA SCROTAMU
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Alikua kwa cooler ama?
You got some fair talent, son. If only you could cut down on the illegals…
Bingwa you are an interesting chap
If this was written by someone like guka it would have 50 likes, discrimination tu!
@Bingwa Scrotum tafasari quote the source. Ni hayo tu
Guinness, A. (2016). Guinno Kubwa ama Ndogo? Kubwa. Baridi ama Warm? Warm. Unatumia Glass? Eeeeh. Sijui Jina Bar.
[INDENT][INDENT]Nairobi. Had 4 at 220 a piece[/INDENT][/INDENT]
I think that orange is terrified of being an orange and that’s why it is always being a dick to everyone…
Kijana, mbona unanifafata kama inzi?
Tulia, hata wewe utakuja pata sifa kwa uzee wako…
Hehe … siukona umboch mujamaa