“Can you please make time for us to go shopping for our kids` Christmas presents? Other people have already done their Christmas shopping”
Hiyo ndiyo text niliamshwa nayo juzi!
And at the time i got that text niko garage nangoja lorry imalizwe nirudi job!
Mimi niwache kazi twende shopping where women take all day and come out saying that they can`t find what they are looking for?
Asha!..NO! Nindarega!
If our relationship is based on me taking you out to the shops, wacha nikae peke yangu!
I am a Kikuyu man and we just don`t do “shopping trips”
Hiyo ni kazi ya mwanamke as far as the unromantic cave man in me can see!..
And don`t bother waiting for a Present under the Christmas tree on Christmas day,; i will give you cash to spend on your present after the shops “re-adjust” their prices after Christmas!
Wewe si mtoto, you can wait .
And you should know that everything is much cheaper when the SALES begin on the 26th.
For me, my lovely wife/ partner/ babymomma etc… i don`t want anything!
If i had my way,Christmas would be banned and it should be an arrestable crime to celebrate it Unless Strictly on Religious grounds in the privacy of your Church.
And don get me wrong Honey... i Love you and our kids so much and for me,Christmas ,Valentines day, Birthdays etc… They all dont mean anything to me because EVERYDAY with you and the kids is the best Christmas day,Birthday and Valentines day ALL rolled up into one.
But if you must make gestures by buying presents etc… I will pay for it but if you really love and care for me; please leave me out of the shopping sprees and hullabaloos… I might even drop you off at the shops BUT i will sit and wait for you in the car…
I do not want to come to the shops with you!
Wahenga walinena kwamba Kunguru hafugiki ama kwa kimombo…" You can`t turn a Whore into a House wife"
Wewe kama you derive any pride in kutomba Mkikuyu malaya then more power to you.
Ata msipowaoa, watoto wao watabaki wakikuyu sura mbaya tu na vichwa kombo! kikikiiikikii…
But Kura ni kwa Jubilee and god knows i have many such relatives…
To be honest; ata mimi nikitomba malaya i always go for “something different” kama …etc…yaani kitu siwes oa lakini i just want to have for the Records! … kkikikikkii…
Stop dragging other shiny eyed men into your PERSONAL, INDIVIDUAL frustrations in the form of phony traditional posturing. The other day you said umesota ni ma-jalopy unajaribu kuamsha. That alone is suffiecient reason not to want to go into a shop for Christmas shopping, even on your macho own.
Hii mwezi mambo imenizidia sikatai lakini ata mambo iende aje bado there is always a Come-back if you believe in God and you have a fighting spirit.
Getting to the top is the Easy bit; Staying there is what makes you a MAN!
That is why succesful people are Not even scared of Bankruptcy and Loosing everything,kuchotwa by Court order etc…
Those are Peasant worries.
I have NEVER met any wealthy person that made their own money hajawai pitia hizi vitu zote.
and i am not suggesting that i am wealthy…
God knows how much i hate shopping. she’ll try like 90 pairs shoe from 20 shops as you stand there awkwardly alafu at the end cant decide which one she wants. :mad:ati mrudi kwa ile shop ya kwanza,which cant even remember,then its too late imefungwa so you have rush to the next one