Shida watu wakipata pesa wanakimbilia the latest car model to impress strangers while that money is enough to buy some land or start building.
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MikeOcksmal:
See how funny life is. For some people, that night in Istanbul was the best day of their lives, and for this guy, it was the worst day of his life
Lost my voice for over a week after that game bana.
If you want to understand tugeges, you need to hear it from their own mouths.
For example, during the days of colonialism, the English used to pick roughly 60 girls from each village to work domestic jobs. These girls would generally come back pregnant with white men’s children, that’s the reason why Kikuyu women went from looking like this in the 1900s:
to this in the 2000s
Even now, Kikuyu women generally prefer white men, not just for financial reasons, but because they believe lighter skin unlocks more opportunities for their girls.
And this isn’t conjecture, it’s falsifiable. Any white man with a black girlfriend in Nairobi, chances are it’s a Kikuyu woman.
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Jack_Black:
…the 1900s:
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to this in the 2000s
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Even now, Kikuyu women generally prefer white men, not just for financial reasons, but because they believe lighter skin unlocks more opportunities for their girls.
And this isn’t conjecture, it’s falsifiable. Any white man with a black girlfriend in Nairobi, chances are it’s a Kikuyu woman.
Kuja uptown uone vile underage (15, 16 & 17 yrs) luo skinny girls wanapewa mrija na walami.
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Jack_Black:
…the 1900s:
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to this in the 2000s
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Even now, Kikuyu women generally prefer white men, not just for financial reasons, but because they believe lighter skin unlocks more opportunities for their girls.
And this isn’t conjecture, it’s falsifiable. Any white man with a black girlfriend in Nairobi, chances are it’s a Kikuyu woman.
Hehe.. luo girls ndio wakona junguus.
Jack_Black:
…the 1900s:
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to this in the 2000s
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Even now, Kikuyu women generally prefer white men, not just for financial reasons, but because they believe lighter skin unlocks more opportunities for their girls.
And this isn’t conjecture, it’s falsifiable. Any white man with a black girlfriend in Nairobi, chances are it’s a Kikuyu woman.
Any black jaruo with money has to marry a brown Kikuyu wife to floss. It is their nearest thing to marrying a mzungu. Broke jaruos like you are left to marry men-like ugly loud obnoxious luo women.
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Straw_man:
…use they believe lighter skin unlocks more opportunities for their girls.
And this isn’t conjecture, it’s falsifiable. Any white man with a black girlfriend in Nairobi, chances are it’s a Kikuyu woman.
Any black jaruo with money has to marry a brown Kikuyu wife to floss. It is their nearest thing to marrying a mzungu. Broke jaruos like you are left to marry men-like ugly loud obnoxious luo women.
Enda pale kawangware, mathare na kibra uone vile broke luos are marrying murima girls and living in shacks.
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Landlord:
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Yuletapeli:
Land is the best investment, hata ukiwa njaa na uko kwako.. hautasumbuana na mtu. Again msee anaweza kuwa na kitchen garden.. kuku za mayai hapo.. mboga kiasi na vitunguu pale.. hatakosa food..
Shida watu wakipata pesa wanakimbilia the latest car model to impress strangers while that money is enough to buy some land or start building.
… ni kutojua na kuto understand the importance of freedom.
Straw_man:
…use they believe lighter skin unlocks more opportunities for their girls.
And this isn’t conjecture, it’s falsifiable. Any white man with a black girlfriend in Nairobi, chances are it’s a Kikuyu woman.
Any black jaruo with money has to marry a brown Kikuyu wife to floss. It is their nearest thing to marrying a mzungu. Broke jaruos like you are left to marry men-like ugly loud obnoxious luo women.
Stupid tugege. Be careful who you’re talking to.. I’ve been to places you’ve never imagined, with women your sad mind couldn’t comprehend.
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Jack_Black:
…est thing to marrying a mzungu. Broke jaruos like you are left to marry men-like ugly loud obnoxious luo women.
Stupid tugege. Be careful who you’re talking to.. I’ve been to places you’ve never imagined, with women your sad mind couldn’t comprehend.
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Uko wapi kwa hio concert… ama wacha tu nmekuona wewe ndio cameraman sindio… nilijua tu
Yuletapeli:
…oud obnoxious luo women.
Stupid tugege. Be careful who you’re talking to.. I’ve been to places you’ve never imagined, with women your sad mind couldn’t comprehend.
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Uko wapi kwa hio concert… ama wacha tu nmekuona wewe ndio cameraman sindio… nilijua tu
I’m the one who helped with the light rigging and smoke show. The reason nobody is around me is because I was part of the technical crew.
My last job for them, incidentally.. before the scandal in my other hekaya struck.
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Urban problems.
Hatuna hiyo shida huku mashinani. We have steady supply of surplus food to urbanites so cashflow si tatizo.
Mke akiwa na nyumba asiyo ilipia, Maji asiyo yalipia, umeme asio ulipia, chakula asicho kilipia na endless flow ya hela, hamna mahali ataenda.
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Ingekuwa poa kama thread.. uone vile elders huwa insecure.. kwanza hapo kwa pesa waaaii
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Huwa mnasema tutafute pesa tupate wasichana warembo so wakienda pesa ikiisha si ni sawa.
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Yeah. It’s good for elders to share their experiences. Ukikula damage, bora usikufe.. life goes on.
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… mwanaume hajaumbwa akuamilie mwanamke. Ame umbwa mwanamke amtegemee so kama hauna cha kumpatia si uwache aende na mwingine.
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Yuletapeli:
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Old_Monk:
Huwa mnasema tutafute pesa tupate wasichana warembo so wakienda pesa ikiisha si ni sawa.
… mwanaume hajaumbwa akuamilie mwanamke. Ame umbwa mwanamke amtegemee so kama hauna cha kumpatia si uwache aende na mwingine.
Hivi ndio society inasema
But mingi sana ni mke ndio anategemewa
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Old_Monk:
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Yuletapeli:
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Old_Monk:
Huwa mnasema tutafute pesa tupate wasichana warembo so wakienda pesa ikiisha si ni sawa.
… mwanaume hajaumbwa akuamilie mwanamke. Ame umbwa mwanamke amtegemee so kama hauna cha kumpatia si uwache aende na mwingine.
Depends why the two got married juu wengi sana never leave their spouses mambo ya health,wealth ikiharibika
Very true. Many wiminz transition to rural areas with their formerly “rich” husbands and watch them degenerate into chang’aa “connoisseurs” and finally death, leaving them with kids to fend for.
An uncle of mine who married a murima gwomans moved back home, where he had built a very nice place. Still keeps in touch with his murima wife, and she sends hm money now and then. When he comes upon some good amount, he also sends her something. I have never witnessed such a union! He still maintains his westlands homes where she lives and runs their remainign concerns that he had helped her put up before he run out of luck with his “big city position” in some MNC.
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