How was your Weekend Elders?

Sex & Relationships
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Friday took a kunguru to one of the night clubs in Thika Rd, 3am she is shouting my name @jmoy . Saturday daytime the 22yr old mwenye condom broke comes over because she is going to see her boyfriend, namwanga ndani I give her P2 coins. Saturday night nikona kunguru ingine night club with my buddies. 1am I get a call from my friend, he has a house party, so with my buddies and kungurus we head over. House is full tax free booze flowing but here is where @jmoy drama comes in.

Found this kunguru I feasted with her boyfriend - kumbe she got feelings for me and has been yapping and to make matters worse @jmoy enters with a fine 24yr old finer than her; Drama ensues.

Monday Niko hustle ka kawaida until friday evening I close all companies books for another weekend

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kumbe unafanyianga kazi muindi?

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Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings.

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My companies boy. @tall mnyama everywhere ndiye ufanyia muhindi

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Am 56yrs leaving my sunset years the best on earth. Ama vipi @Agwambo ?

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Mtu wa 56 years anafanya nini kenyatalk. You should be spending time with your grandchildren

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hio ndio average age ya watu senyetalk.com

@Abdullahimohamed uliingiaje na simu garisa highschool?

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Elimisha these young clowns kabisaa waache kukimbiza ma coomer nono chafu za wanyanya pale rivarodi goodhope

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You know the rule here…

Mbisha! Mbisha! Mbisha! Mbisha!!!

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56 yr old bragging about partying and getting pussy to 20 and 30 yr olds, hmmm?

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Below 30yrs as a man tafta pesa. You can’t compete with us for your tugalfrd twa 20s. They send us nudes without us asking and texts, ‘fuck me Daddy but @Dyson my boyfriend hasijue’. And i don’t do beyond 25yrs young boy.

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English kweli ni lugha foreign.

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@jmoy anakuwanga mutu ya fake stories tuu, hii ni handle ingine ya @ChifuMbitika

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Hiyo queen’s language inasumbua raia huku ndani, mtu kama @johntez addi gaza msafi hawezi articulate himself akitumia English, hiyo ummemua

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Inbox your girlfriend namba monday i post her hekaya with her eyes staring at the ceiling with a placard written 'Mzee"

I don’t expose my bitches but yours i can for disrespecting an elder

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Story zako ziandikange kwa Hekaya section, huko hakunanga burden of proof

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Ata mbisha ya Drama buanaa

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56 years unaenda house party???
Uongo, uongo, uongooo…

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fake news

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Proverbs