How viable is this 'business' in Nairobi?

Business
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I’d like to start a side hustle to help me boost my coffers for the next time NYS advertise tenders especially when WSR takes the helm. The guys is as corrupt as a Nigerian and we shall loot till kingdom come.
My question is whether we have pimps around town. I’d like to collect money from and for Grade A prosties. I’m not talking about escort services but just simple fucking services around Westie especially. I’ll have prosties that I’ll parade and you can negotiate with me after choosing one and pay me then go fuck the gal. I’ll give her her cut later. Sort of like SJ but you don’t pay the prosty directly but rather pay for her at the counter just that in this case the counter will be me. Any tips from someine wuth experience?

Meanwhile let’s fuck them prosties and help in the circulation of cheddar.

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Hapo umeguza DP umeharibu urafiki na watu wengine. Wanavaa chaget za brown wanakam

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been thinking of such an idea too. Lakini naona lazima uwe rafiki na one of the bigshot policemen for protection

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Amboseli road kuna kama hio ya mathe flani. I was told about it.

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In other words asking where you can find the so called “massage parlours with extras” nimekuonea inje ya 18.:smiley:

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Hii biashara lazima ukuwe na coomer yako ndio uelewe supply vs demand and prime time/location.

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Malaya uza kuma hadharani bila wasiwasi mob

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Its called pimping
was thinking of it but iwe ni app categories
choose location n hoe alafu unapromptiwa kulipa na mpesa

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na pia kuwa na base ya reviews

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Papertrail is Bad… you’ll soon have another Ashley Madison Scandal in the making

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Itakuwa ngumu without capital. You can’t do it as a freelancer because the whore doesn’t need you, and the customer doesn’t either. Hii biz huthrive if you own the place of business, juu the whore needs you to operate there. You can buy a house (nobody will rent his house to you for whoring activities), and then convert it into a business (bar) with rooms. Then you have to know very tall people in the police department and pay them well. OCPD minimum. Kutoka hapo you are good to go.

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Uber is a taxi company but they dont own taxis, same to airbnb which is in the hospitality industry. With Technology you don’t need physical locations. If you can get the ladies then market them to potential customers they you are good to go. The lady hatakataa your offers if the pay is good, same to the customer.

Anything can be sold in this world, it all just depends on you marketing skills. Watu wangapi wameuziwa city clocks or imu za matope hii Nairobi?

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You are pimping in short

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:D:D:D:D:D You’re overthinking.

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I don’t exactly want to own a brothel. I just want to be the guy that clients come to when they want to bang beautiful whores and the guy beautiful whores come to when they want to make decent money plying their trade.
I picture myself as the guy who controls Muindi Mbingu and Koinange streets and get to select the whores that parade their wares there

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just open a brothel. full stop.

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might as well sell dope and run some guns while you are at it coz that is gangsta Shit

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Upus ni wewe. Kwanza hebu tuma dollars za server. Nitakupatia 30% ownership

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tall people?? did you mean lazima ajue watu wakubwa (bigfish)

ama ulikuwa unamaanisha mimi tall mnyama everywhere

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You have no choice. It is either you own a brothel or forget your dream. The business model you see in movies doesn’t apply in Kenya and probably in any third world country. Explain why a prostitute needs you to operate when she can get clients on her own and cut you out (middleman)??? Explain why a customer needs you when Sabina Joy is wide open?? You either start your own Sabina Joy or shuffle off to Buffalo. Even if you succeed at first, once the whore and customer share contacts, your business is over. There is no return business.