Habari zenyu.
Kwanza saidieni…mtu akisweat makwapa…Shida ni yeye ama ni joto?
Hekaya 1
I have always wanted to further my studies.So today after saving for months…I have decided to walk into one those Town colleges.
Kufika, am referred to this lady…She smiles.( she in sales) so the smile was expected.
Kidogo kidogo she was like “Nilikuwa nimeshangaa mbona unakaa familiar”
Nikalenga…I guess that a safe say of saying “U look cute…”
So we get into business…Filling of forms papa na pale…in between she is smiling smiling.
Pale kwa next of kin…she was like " Andika jina ya msupa…hama hauna"
me :“Wacha niandike bro”,…She smiled
Then the unthinkable happened…I asked for water…Then she was like…“Twende nikuonyeshe”
Guess where she took me…To the KITCHEN
A small room…with a water dispenser ofcos…but mark the word small…Then she locked the door behind us…
Now that was scaring!..courage yote ilienda hivo…I thought of kumdara…kumkiss…kum…but something told me…She in sales…They are supposed to be friendly…
Sema kuwa confussed…does she like me?,Should I ask for her no.?
On our way out…She waved…and smiled…and smiled …tena vipoa sana
Then I guess she read my mind…She was like…“Si u take my no. U call me on monday”
Hekaya 2.
30mnts later am walking pale Moi Avenue…Its friday so kumejaa jaa vibaya.
This lady walks past me…Then accidentally…accidentally she taps my ass
Me:“Mbona hivo madam…unanigusa ass…nimshtuka”
She slows down …smiles…then asks"“Kwani umeskia aje”
Me: “Nyege”
She even smiles even broadly…But accidentally…she branches to a corridor…waving (Those girlish waves) and smiling…
She had a nice ass…Very nice…>Sijui sasa nitampata aje??