How to tell if she's got a BIG VAG!NA

[SIZE=5] How to tell if she’s got a BIG VAG!NA
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It’s always been said that you can tell a man’s p3nis size by the size of his feet, but did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’s vag!na based on her facial features?

IT’S TRUE I TELL YOU!

Believe it or not, Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their g3nitals fit together, and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination. Pretty cool huh?

Yes, a man’s pen!s size can be determined from examining his facial features as well, but this post will focus on the lovely vag!na! Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the vag!na, and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes, lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the p3nis to fit perfectly within the vag!na for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues.

-If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vag!na.

-If she has big, thick lips, her Vag!na is will be wide and thick.

-If she has deep set eyes her Vag!na will be deep.

-A woman with ‘skinny’ eyelids will have a deep Vag!na.

-A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vag!ina.

-A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vag!na (women with short vag!nas should avoid men with large/long p3nises to avoid damage to the c3rvix).

-A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vag!na. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vag!na.



-A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vag!na. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vag!na. (Short P3nises are not for you boo!)

-A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vag!na.

-Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vag!na. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘talking Vag!na.’

-A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vag!na.

-A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small, crooked Vag!na. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow p3nis.

-If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vag!na.

-If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vag!na and a strong se.xual desire.

-If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vag!na.

There are factors that can create variations of these qualities, but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman’s vag!na.

Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape, depth and texture of her vag!na by examining her facial features! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’s between her legs.

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Hate to admit it lakini hiyo ya thick lips sio uwongo

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Kama Hillary wa Clinton na hizo ma cheek bones ama shebesh/terry anne chebet/nyeri women rep na tu forehead twao.Okaaay!

the things people research and post! so basically we avoid big watery eyed b.itches?

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Wapi ya how to tell if you have a small dick? because hizi ni shida za watu wa toothpick manenos, sanasana mtu kama @Mathaais

Watu wa 7 and half inch na kuendelea tumeketi pale ----->>>>>> tunaangalia mkiji-console

Watu please don’t believe in such myths. I used to be like u until i met one kyuk chic…she was a singo matha who used to katia me kinjaro but i never showed any interest in her bcoz i believe in such myths…one thing sikuwa na interest na yeye is bcoz she was a serious drunkard…hata Lichoti ni shadow…ya pili was she was always in the company of men(ka tom boy hivi) and tatu she was a loud mouth. Yaani we could be drinking in a group of men and her pekee ndo mwoman but mdomo haumushindi.

All the above put me off nilijijazzia she is a mtaro…one night kwa ile hali ya ulevi na tuko pub akanidara dara (not that she had never) but on this occasion ilikuwa extreme–hadi anashika mdekisde yangu…kidogo kidogo one of the ninjas said si u guys get a room.

Haidhuru mm huyo na mwoman ndani ya room…masnog kuanzia mlango as we strip all along najua ni mtaro ntapata. Wekelea condom…panua her ikusde…wuehhhhhh wuehhh ushaiona kitu tight hadi unashindwa kama umeingia right hole. inabidii u switch lights on…ehe alafu kugundua kumbe alikuwa ameza c-section–meaning her Vj was naturally small…twangad that p like never before…so wasee hizi myth are not true

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SO UKO NA VAGINA KUBWA ?

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This post is crazy…

When do you want me to test it on you and see if you can take in all of it without calling out to your mother?

If a woman is excited enough and her vagina lubricates sufficiently, unaweza shangaa sana kama unaamini hizi vitu.

:D:D:D:D

Damn nigga, fuckin gay potelea mbali chieth

@Gay Lord XII you have a friend here

If you are not up to the challenge shut your focken mouth.

Wacha kuita huyo mtu. Anamonitor after lunch traffic.
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Mimi bora nimwage sitaki kujua size!

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:D:D:D

bora umwage ndani ya kuma ndio kitu ya maana

Fixed

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ningependa kuona sketch ya hii kitu.

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VERY GAY COMMENTS. PELEKENI HII UPUS INBOX

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