how to spot a shemale...

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‘What is a Ladyboy, anyway?’ some might say, but if you have been to Thailand(nimeishi huko miezi kadhaa) before the chances are you already know the answer. Whether it’s from watching the extravagant dancing beauties in a cabaret show or even from a personal encounter, a ladyboy has many different names and guises: katoey, transgender, transvestite or cross-dresser - someone who is so feminine on every level that it becomes almost impossible to differentiate a ladyboy from a real girl. Of course, we don’t mean the obviously masculine-looking ones but the really pretty ones; those who work for airlines, at cosmetic counters in upmarket shopping malls, as stars of cabaret shows or even television celebrities.

‘Katoeys’ are very well integrated into Thai life and no-one looks down on them… some girls are even a little envious of their perfect feminine figures and faces… In many cases, it reaches the point where anyone could be fooled. So how can you tell? How do you make sure that your pretty new girlfriend isn’t really… a dude!?

Of course many girls in Thailand would tick some of the boxes below, but very few would actually tick them all!

For many men (@uwesmake ), however, a ladyboy is exactly what they are looking for…

1. Too Tall:
The average Thai man is taller than the average Thai woman, so when you see an very tall, long legged, long-armed Thai woman in a bar or disco, she might well be a ladyboy.
Generally Thai girls are not very tall, but almost all katoeys are taller than average, with heights of 180cm not being unusual. The average Thai man is taller than the average Thai woman, so when you see a very tall, long legged, long-armed Thai woman in a bar or disco, she might well be a ladyboy.

2. Too Feminine:
Look at the way she uses make up, the way she walks and moves her arms or hands, especially over-enthusiastic hair flicking… no real girl would need to act this way at every moment, like she is walking on a constant catwalk.

3. Overacts and Overreacts a lot:
Way more than necessary, often loudly in a high-pitched, exaggerated voice. It gets even worse in a conflict. Certainly, don’t ever pick a fight with a ladyboy - you can’t be sure of the outcome!

4. Too Large Breasts:
This again is not an absolute rule but too big and often provocative is a good indicator. They often cheerfully invite you to check ‘how real they feel’… it’s more a question of appreciating their financial investment.

5. No Bra!
This is always interesting - In Thailand, no matter how small the breast and how open-minded a girl is, even in gogo bars, girls always wear a bra! If she doesn’t, especially when combined with points 1 and 4, you are probably talking to a katoey.

6. The Voice:
[SIZE=4]In the majority of the cases, voices - even trained voices - are still what gives many katoeys away. The pitch might be higher than men’s voices but it somehow sounds unnatural[/SIZE]. [/SIZE]
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7. Adam’s Apple:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]This is a tricky one as Adam’s Apples can be surgically removed, but if she has one, you can call her ‘sir’.[/SIZE]
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8. The Dress Code:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Just like the overacting, the way a ladyboy dresses is usually a lot sexier than most girls. Add a generous amount of make up, feathers and glitter and you get a girl that has become so feminine and flamboyant that things start to get suspicious.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]9. The Elbows:[/SIZE][SIZE=6] [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]One of the most unclear indicators, supposedly men’s elbows are more square than a girl’s.[/SIZE]

http://www.thethailandlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/thai-ladyboy-poy.jpg

[SIZE=4]10. Big Feet[/SIZE]
Thai women in general have fairly small feet, usually around a European 37/38. Ladyboys, more often than not have bigger feet than the average Thai woman. However, if the feet are small, then look out for big toes.

[SIZE=4]11. Big Hands[/SIZE]
Big hands are impossible to change. For sure, some ladyboys have smaller, more feminine hands, but in my experience most have big hands and long fingers, albeit well kept with polished finger nails.

[SIZE=4]12. Jaw Line[/SIZE]
The jaw can be subject to reshaping, but surgery is expensive and not all ladyboys have advanced to this stage. If the jawline looks a tad wide and a tad chiseled, she could be a ladyboy.

[SIZE=4]13. Forearm Length[/SIZE]
This is a big give away. A woman’s forearm is generally more elegant than a man’s forearm. You can look in this area for veins and for muscular formation on the inside of the forearm and the bicep and tricep. Even when slim, Thai women usually lack muscular formation in their arms.

[SIZE=4]14. Broad Shoulders[/SIZE]
Nine times out of ten a man has broader shoulders than a woman, especially in Thailand where women are very slight in build. A surprisingly tall lady with broad shoulders is almost certain to be a ladyboy.

[SIZE=4]15. Deep Voice[/SIZE]
This may seem like an obvious male characteristic, but with the additional barrier of an accent this is not always the easiest aspect to spot – see my video suggestion at the end of this article for proof of this. Some regional Thai accents are also quite harsh in tone, therefore unless a voice is obviously deep, it may not always give the game away.

The Final Check:
The ID card - no matter how feminine you are or if you use the ladies bathroom, even after a sex reassignment surgery, your ID will still show your real gender.

Source: http://www.thethailandlife.com/thailand-katoey-8-ways-spot-thai-ladyboy

http://www.bangkok.com/magazine/ladyboys.htm

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Sjui nani alileta hii kwa kijiji but inafaa hapa.

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Shemales are a gateway to faggotville. Hayo two.

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Boss, they ARE faggots !

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Ukitafta hii story means you are into gays buda. Hapa you just bombed your closet.

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hahaha sijatfta story Kilometric…i just saw the need to educate a few brothers in this village. mtu asiseme hakuambiwa. i almost fell into a trap huko bangkok but how i extricated myself from the situation is a story for another day…

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Why would you think we need such information… Noogle chieth!!!
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Sina shughuli na mashoste, bora mambo yao kichakani.

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heehheeheh Dec naingia Thailand na lazima Nikamue ka shemale karembo na body ya Corazon Kwamboka . Brazil pia lazima niingie nikule shemale .

CC @KnightRider .

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why you ask…because its very easy to find yiurself falling for a cutie only for yiu to realize it’s a veined tree holder at that moment you try a reach-around hoping for some clit-n-labia only to find…arrgh…

to be continued…

closet imechomeka

Naskia mtu b4 aoewe lazima atembee place yaitwa pataya huko. Umefika hizo sides?

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hehehehe…pattaya mambo mbaya mseh. ustake jua. sin city i say…

Shemale wengi ni warembo kuliko normal ladies
@uwesmake mbna uende Brazil na wakambodia waiko na hii breed

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OK …what will I go to do in thailand?
Also if someone is a shemale ufinyanzi won’t happen right coz there will be two electrodes ?
Lastly hii ni upuss sigwes enda thailand

nipe coordinates nimalize hii fetish .

I remember reading an article by O.Pala and he had first hand experience with those ladyboys and I suspect alikamua.

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