How to speak british

Tuesday = Chuusdei

water = wootar

whatever = war ever

No love = no luuv

liar = laaiyaaa

you lying = you lion

Leo majirani walikuamsha mapema uwaendee mikate waende kanisa??

What has his mum got to do in this thread

usikimbilie matusi ya mama…kuma wewe…i cant stoop that low

@admin @Purple mnajifanya hamuoni ii

how to speak village:-
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why the ferk do you like insulting using mothers? it shows how infantile your brain has developed

@Phenomenal Woman alienda wapi?

amenitema buana

unalilia admin na ni wewe umeanza ukuma wa mikate

tuanze ya wazazi???Am ready bana
…bring those petty insults you brat…gloves are off…

vile @Tom Bayeye amesema

sasa umejam eti :smiley: . ngoja admin atoke kanisa umkimbilie na complaints … pole lakini, jinga

@Tom Bayeye = @Matako ya Punda


i enjoy good banter in the morning
keep 'em coming:D:D:D:D:D

Noooo. @admin umelala? Won’t even ask where @Purple is,that moral policewoman

@SledgeHammer totally pedestrian,that inclusion.

sledge unakuwanga na ufala saazingine

niaje scum ya kayole… enda kanisa utubu dhambi ghasia

@Purple nimekuonea 18

If ATC is Kayole then I live in the “leafiest” surburbs

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