Call her and tell her you want to be responsible. To make it look real, tell her you think you might have contracted it after borrowing a towel or something.
Another way is to start acting totally beta. Cry infront of her, and I guarantee she’ll leave. Infact this is one of my favourites. Except its never an act, I’m just a big crybaby.
Once the tears start flowing, they usually pull up their panties and scamper for the door. “Mike umeanza umafi,” they say as they leave, never to return.
U are better @Demakuvu when damped by chokora za uko kayole kwenye uleta evidence he cries like a biach and even licks the whores vaginas in hope of keeping them .such a male cunt
Why would you tell the truth? You distort the truth in such fashion that no one in real life can identify you based on your hekayas. But you also do it in a manner that gets you attention. Do you really believe @Agwambo is a luo?