Wadau,
There’s this stupid bird that’s moved into my compound. It’s so annoying and sounds like a bearer of bad luck.
I know this coz it’s causing me to have a 2 week dry spell…
How? You ask…
Well coz getting my nigglet to sleep is a task…right after he sleeps the stupid bird shows up and starts screaming…baby wakes and has to sleep in the Big bed…hence dry spell…
Hunters how do I kill this feathery shit that I can’t seem to locate on any trees in the yard but can hear?!
kata mti
Kwani unaishi bedsitter mbirrionaire?
Attic?
Siwes kata miti yote kwa compound.
Nikiendea mti ya Fenesi hakuna hata nest
Mti ya Avocado nayo is sacred…
Hizi zingine act as wind breakers…
Ai? Bedaitter ilitokwa 2012…
Haya basi si ubebe bibi yako sitting room you ferk her there na uache kusumbua kijiji. Alafu ujue some birds are endangered species and killing them is a crime.
What type of bird is it?
Can’t tell except it gives a very high pitched shriek like Chwiiiiirrrr chwirrrrrrr… Every 6 seconds from 10pm to 1:17 am everyday!!!
Probably getting it izo ma time :D:D:D:D
It’s been mocking me for a while now
Wewe kila saa ni kucomplain venye unakosa kukamuana juu ya nigglett kutolala, mara umempea piriton alale… Mpatiane kwa room ya mboch for those 5 mins, ukamue kizigo, kisha urudishe mniglett mlale…Ama namna gani my fren?
Alternatively beba Mrs Unretired Virgin muingie kwa Shamba Machine, drive hadi hapo kwa uwanja, kamua mundu, rudini mlale…Ama namna gani my fren?
Use a scarecrow
heheh… you gon die nigga
Hang Crocs kwa mti.
Ask yourself what would bingwa do??
Undaa feayaa uilenge
Kamua Bibi saa Saba ndeke ikitulia with sweetness and niceness bila kutusumbua.
Nigga you have 99 problems and unfortunately dry spell is one of them
Yaani mpaka umeitime?