How to get a nagging bitch outta ur car. (Not robbery)

We’ve all been there. Umeboeka na dame and u want her to GTFO ur crib/ car.

But dame amekwama.

Am not advocating robbing any1. But just send her to a shop and drive the F outta there. Especially after umegonga mali. Is the best time to bolt.

Usikue kama @Yuletapeli anabuyia dame drinks all night to to throw her out of a borrowed mercedes after amekunyima. Like the kipii he is.

Or like @Kodiaga anawacha dame ameenda naye kwa club to mix freely with other men. Ata wanamuomba number in his presence. Thats bitch ass nigga mentality

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Could be betty kyalos sister. Giyo ass ilinikalia ya mkamba

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Ndovu naona frustrations za weekend hazijaisha after kutoka kwa brothel na next client anakuambia niaje boss

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@ndovu ana develop feelings for a super ugly elderly lanye.

Alijua hajui,after kukula lanye kama amenyamaziwa tu, alafu ana step out jamaa anaingia anapigisha lanye nduru za kuaminika after paying 150 . Ndovu alitoboka three k. Hata aliteremka hizo stairs za pipeline kutoka seventh flr kama hajafunga mshipi. Feeling stressed and disoriented.

Ndovu hakuamni.

The incident will take longer than expected kabla asahau.

Mimi naonelea ndovu atafute mdengez awache kuumizwa na huyo lanye favorite.

Here is the husband to that lanye. Ni wazee bana.

Ndovu yawa.

Sidhani kama that scenario will ever be erased from @Ndovu 's brain. alipata lifetime trauma. pole sana ndovu

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Alikuliwa lanye banae…

@ndovu iza joh.

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Utapata wazazi wa @Ndovu huko ocha wanakunywa chai kavu bila strungi laini yeye anapea malaya wa Pipeline pesa. Now he is battling depression. Pole sana @Ndovu

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Aje hapa upesi before we finish him

Na jamaa yetu @MTINGIZA_KITANDA ni kama ule 19 year old wa Thika alimchenga . soft meats hawataki mchezo

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Mtingiza aliambiwa no sex kama hawajafanya harusi, mtingiza kama mwindaji tambua akaona ajaribu her friends, mtingiza akaanza kuwasuka, kumbe hajui madem washamuonea 18 na wakajua game plan yake. Hio formation yake, they’re too familiar with it.

Mtingiza so far has been reduced to a sponsor, na kuitana “sweety, beb”, madem wanakula chipo, kuku na ma pizza, na ice cream kwanza na hii solar.

Mtingiza is still hopeful hajui bet ilishakunywa maji.

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Kwanz asahii wanaambian vile kile kimzee fala kilidhani kikininunulia chipo kitanidinya. Halafu wanacheka ka sauti . poel sana @MTINGIZA_KITANDA

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@MTINGIZA_KITANDA kuja jibu mashtaka

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Wazee hiyo bet ni kama iliungua will bring full hekaya here

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Hiyo bet ni kama iliungua i will bring updates in full

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Years ago I broke up with a kisii lady who didn’t want to break up. Crazy girl…grabbed the steering and tried to wheel us off the road when I dropped her back to her place after she showed up at my doorstep. Took her to her friend who wasn’t home. She refused to get out of the car. Im not the type to physically fight a woman. I got tired went to a place that had drinks and pizza. Got out the car…told the watchman. Huyu msichana asivunje anything kwa gari. Which I know she’d try cause she had tried before. Ordered a pizza and a drink. Sat on the balcony and watched the car. Eventually after an hour in the car in the hot sun…she got out and slowly went away. She then dissapeared and her family started calling me saying I was last seen with her na Ako mteja. I said she’s grown…not my business.

Kumbe alienda kwa ndume mgine in another town who had been trying to win her over. I didn’t care. Nilikuwa na new catch. She later came back and I had no interest. Then left again then came back wameachana with the guy. Ako na ugly son who looks like him. Alijaribu ku reconcile. I had zero interest… worst dating Experience I’ve had. Woman was jealous of every woman and angry all the time juu madem walikuwa nawapenda. But I wasn’t cheating. I grew tired lakini

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Umeita mtoto mvulana ugly bana?

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Include dates, we want a detailed report to avoid similar experiences in the near future.

Tumesikitika sana Mtingiza

Haha ulikuwa umejaribu kufuga single mother with an ugly son :green_emoji:…mimi huondokea madem moss moss most of the time they dont even realize nimeodoka…i do that to avoid drama and alot of to and fro with them. Naanzanga kujibu msgs after days or weeks nawacha story ikufe naturally. Kuna mmoja mkamba though hadi wa leo we still talk. Tried dumping the bitch and she would find new number or ways of getting to me. She is still cool though ni ile we stopped fucking but she still wants we continue talking. So long as haniombi doh…but yeye huniitia mechi but i know the moment i hit it ataanza kuniomba favors.

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Mtoto wa @SuraNgumu

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Hapo pa kutumiwa Kama emoshono tampon in name of talking nilikataa. Attention for women is the same currency as sex is for men. Refuse izo chats mwitu.

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