How to eat a walalo

[mylife]

@rayoo

???..hii si ni lack of priorities kwa maisha?

Sex is a priority in life… Otherwise hatungekua hapa…

[anon46421834]

@Touchlyrics

Utabaki umenunua Ngotha mia mbili kabla hii transaction ikuwe successful.
P
Never promote a womans business/hustle in the hopes of getting slices. Kuna boy alijaza nyumba yake na all sort of cutlery nonsense juu ya hii upuzi. The last time we checked alikuwa na sufuria 35 na almost 200 glasses, he had to give them out.

Kuna dem mmoja ameiva sana alifungua wines and spirits pale Mada shopping centre.Nilitaka kuchukua slices.Anytime I asked to meet her she would say come tukunywe huku tuki discuss hio story.Whenever I suggested a place away from that wines and spirits anashinda akisema yuko busy ati wines na spirits ni convenient.Three bottles of Gordon’s gin later niliachana nayo.Kumbe anatumia slices kama bait ndio ni buy ma drinks.

[Finest_wine]

@MBOMB

Bibi yake ako pregnant and horny.

That is what I wondered…there is a guy that used to post here sometime back, Voltron? Seems like he has been ‘born again’.

[mtadao]

@anon46421834

All this process just for pu**y?

… and a smelly one at that.

[Seer]

all this for walalo chicks na venye wako kila mahali
hata wa so mbili wako - original somali

[system]

@Lordsavegery

Stop asking where to find walalo pokos, Hutapata. Utajua baadaye ni wanjiku ama mwende. Do this, Enda eastleigh to buy clothes. Tafuta shop ikona mwalalo mwenye si young sana, coz huyo hawezi kupea. Look for ones wenye wamechanuka, can speak atleast sheng or swahili poa si wenye incoherent. Now strike up a conversation while buying. wanakuwanga desperate as fk ni kuhide behind buibui tu. Kuwa customer wake regularly na akujue jina. When ready, tell her unataka kununua bale na juu anakutrust atakupeleka store za hizo malls juu coz zinakuwanga na stores tupu. Omba slices mkiwa huko juu. Nimekamua madame wawili kwa hizo stores garissa. Ubaya hawakuwangi wasafi. azin jasho n stuff but puy is super clean na huwa hawashave.

This is the most beta shit I have ever heard!!! Damn.

[rayoo]

@mylife

Sex is a priority in life… Otherwise hatungekua hapa…

am refering the dedication of such quantity of resources for a particular pussy

[123kyz]

While some hit p…sy on a speed dial, or with very little efforts, simply asking for it, others do a hell of things to get it as a reward, some guys do a lot of unthinkable nonsense! Wanachukulia seriously ile ya “I’ll take you to the moon and back”… Oo mara I’ll take a bullet for you… Shenzi sana.

[lomelu]

@anon46421834

All this process just for pu**y?

with half or no clit !!

[digi]

@Touchlyrics

Utabaki umenunua Ngotha mia mbili kabla hii transaction ikuwe successful.

Never promote a womans business/hustle in the hopes of getting slices. Kuna boy alijaza nyumba yake na all sort of cutlery nonsense juu ya hii upuzi. The last time we checked alikuwa na sufuria 35 na almost 200 glasses, he had to give them out.

Ni wewe ghaseer

[mylife]

@rayoo

am refering the dedication of such quantity of resources for a particular pu**y

It depends… Maybe she was hot and was just very good at baiting him… She most likely led him on to think that he could win her if he became more persistent… Sometimes you need a good excuse to go chat up a gal without scaring her or looking deperate… And then you end up buying lots of useless stuff only to find that she’s married and has a kid…

[Vinnywaf]

@Finest wine

That is what I wondered…there is a guy that used to post here sometime back, Voltron? Seems like he has been ‘born again’.

@Voltron alikuwa msee wa vako kama OP tuu, this is his other handle

[Finest_wine]

@Vinnywaf

@Voltron alikuwa msee wa vako kama OP tuu, this is his other handle

How did you know the handle since you ‘joined’ in May…hehehehehe

[Vinnywaf]

@Finest wine

How did you know the handle since you ‘joined’ in May…hehehehehe

Am not new in these streets, got to a point I opened a new handle after getting tired of the old one

[Finest_wine]

@Vinnywaf

Am not new in these streets, got to a point I opened a new handle after getting tired of the old one

Righti-ho. I knew it.

[Mr.Kygo]

@Lordsavegery

Stop asking where to find walalo pokos, Hutapata. Utajua baadaye ni wanjiku ama mwende. Do this, Enda eastleigh to buy clothes. Tafuta shop ikona mwalalo mwenye si young sana, coz huyo hawezi kupea. Look for ones wenye wamechanuka, can speak atleast sheng or swahili poa si wenye incoherent. Now strike up a conversation while buying. wanakuwanga desperate as fk ni kuhide behind buibui tu. Kuwa customer wake regularly na akujue jina. When ready, tell her unataka kununua bale na juu anakutrust atakupeleka store za hizo malls juu coz zinakuwanga na stores tupu. Omba slices mkiwa huko juu. Nimekamua madame wawili kwa hizo stores garissa. Ubaya hawakuwangi wasafi. azin jasho n stuff but puy is super clean na huwa hawashave.

too much hustle for a pair of labia (possibly with mutilated clit). cut the chase

[J_Blackman]

@mpendakazi

Upuzi… hahaha kama unataka slices, omba slices the first day you meet… yaani wekelea statement of intent as part of the first impression… no beating about the bush… the rest of the meetings itakuwa tu ni a matter of when, not if utapewa… :D:D:D
The worst she can do is pretend to get pissed/ or shocked then she will teach you herself how to ask her for slices successfully…:D:D:D evolution and mother nature have both rigged humans to *** each other within the first 2 months of meeting…:D:D:D else the desire piles up from both ends until it falls off a cliff…

Pewa Whitecap mbili shujaa

[wickednwild]

@Seer

all this for walalo chicks na venye wako kila mahali
hata wa so mbili wako - original somali

hao wa saa mbili wanapatikana wapi

[Female_Perspective]

@Touchlyrics

Utabaki umenunua Ngotha mia mbili kabla hii transaction ikuwe successful.

Never promote a womans business/hustle in the hopes of getting slices. Kuna boy alijaza nyumba yake na all sort of cutlery nonsense juu ya hii upuzi. The last time we checked alikuwa na sufuria 35 na almost 200 glasses, he had to give them out.

:D:D:D on the floor!

[rayoo]

@mylife

It depends… Maybe she was hot and was just very good at baiting him… She most likely led him on to think that he could win her if he became more persistent… Sometimes you need a good excuse to go chat up a gal without scaring her or looking deperate… And then you end up buying lots of useless stuff only to find that she’s married and has a kid…

this was my mentality sometime back. ati ooh sijui conquering, mara sijui anipee pu**y. this is an act that we both enjoy and we give each other, pussy and dick come together. kama hataki, as evidenced thru weird games and being baited to buy stuff i dont want, wacha ikae…yes, i am still hot blooded but no longer pussy controlled!