How to Conduct Party Elections Jubilee Style...

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  1. Call a Special National Governing Council meeting.

  2. Piss and mourn about Raila…

  3. Bitch and mourn about the opposition…

  4. Call Raila petty for calling you out on your indecisiveness in fighting corruption.

  5. Read out loud a list of hand-picked party officials.

  6. Read out a list of imagined achievements since taking power.

  7. Piss and mourn again with every available chance in the remaining few minutes, then close the meeting.

Voila!, you now have a list of democratically elected leaders.

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parody account ya jubilee party…

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Then go back to mashinani after meeting and earn more bonga points by insinuating insults at BABU to your electorates then wooola you win elections

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they can’t conduct erections we see how democratic they are.

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Now lets compare how Cord/odm picks its flagbearer…please wait loading in progress!

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*moan
bitch and moan

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But babuon will never be President

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Shemeji ambia UK mtu huwacha kulialia akifika class 2.

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http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-we-are-reminded-how-short-life-really-is-and-how-we-are-just-passing-through-so-all-the-people-hal-sutton-181042.jpg

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Mijinga!!!

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List ya Jubilee Officials mapya bado ?

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Kubaff!!!

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hapa kuna battle ground imeanza…:D:D:D

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Ai, hapana. Bjurmann akaniwekelea head-butt na hiyo forehead nitakaa ni kama actros imenigonga

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The standard for all party elections was set at Kasarani in February 2014.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNQ8pckPDow

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Babuuuon mwacheni jamaa anacheque anafaa kusign kwanza