To Your Ex;
Ex : Hi handsome
You : Hey. What brings you snooping?
Ex : Mmmh i just wanted to say hi.
You : Well you said it, .
Ex : Lol are you still mad at me?
You : What do you think? . Am in a meeting, and from here on out, send a damn voicemail.
To your Mum :
Mum : Hello son
You : hello mum. Let me call you
…( Call her, Ask about your little siblings and how she is fairing… Send her money even if she didnt ask)
Your Father :
You : Hallow father
Father. : I will call you.
( Humble your voice)
To your girlfriend :
You : Hey beautiful
her : Hey handsome
You : its been a while. What should i know
her : Nothing much. Just here missing you.
You : Yeah i know the feeling, How can i help
Her : Aaaw. Please send me a pic
You : Sure thing, just a sec.
( after an hour)
Her : Babe didnt see your photo. Mbona?
You : dearie. Am so sorry. I must have dozed off.
Her : Okay when?
You : over the weekend
( Sends Fare)
SledgeHammer:
( Sends Fare)
hapa ndio umeangukia mtihani
SledgeHammer:
To Your Ex;
Ex : Hi handsome
You : Hey. What brings you snooping?
Ex : Mmmh i just wanted to say hi.
You : Well you said it, .
Ex : Lol are you still mad at me?
You : What do you think? . Am in a meeting, and from here on out, send a damn voicemail.
To your Mum :
Mum : Hello son
You : hello mum. Let me call you
…( Call her, Ask about your little siblings and how she is fairing… Send her money even if she didnt ask)
Your Father :
You : Hallow father
Father. : I will call you.
( Humble your voice)
To your girlfriend :
You : Hey beautiful
her : Hey handsome
You : its been a while. What should i know
her : Nothing much. Just here missing you.
You : Yeah i know the feeling, How can i help
Her : Aaaw. Please send me a pic
You : Sure thing, just a sec.
( after an hour)
Her : Babe didnt see your photo. Mbona?
You : dearie. Am so sorry. I must have dozed off.
Her : Okay when?
You : over the weekend
( Sends Fare)
This doesn’t work when you’re the last born. What little siblings will you ask your mum about? And then to highlight the unfair nature of modern society, the father doesn’t get any money! All he gets is some artificial humility in the “alpha” male’s voice. I give you 2/10. And only because I’ve always been a fair marker. :mad:
pft! shoulda been titled “how to chat for lesbians”
SledgeHammer:
( Sends Fare)
Hapa uliza notorious @under23 mambo ya fare atakushow
FannyDangle:
This doesn’t work when you’re the last born. What little siblings will you ask your mum about? And then to highlight the unfair nature of modern society, the father doesn’t get any money! All he gets is some artificial humility in the “alpha” male’s voice. I give you 2/10. And only because I’ve always been a fair marker. :mad:
If you are the last born, you are a fukin bitch. no alpha there no no. heheheeee…
SledgeHammer:
( Sends Fare)
Omega male. Wa mwisho kabisa.
system
May 24, 2018, 6:16pm
12
'How to chat like an alpha ’
SledgeHammer:
( Sends Fare)
hapa yafaa kua "chukua uber ukifika nitalipa…[SIZE=1]na nikisugua ikus poa mighy give u fare back.[/SIZE]
We don’t send fare. We refund akifika na after umefikisha threshold.
Kevboy
May 25, 2018, 5:54am
15
I can see you are practicing to replace Ezekiel Mutua when the old fool retires.Na ile ujinga take no kama amekusukumia kiasi
Haha ukijipata unakubaliana na chief wa Kimilili.
Hawa ambao wanawika juu ya fare are the same ones who throw so much on Sport Pesa bila return?! The odds of hitting a ka-small jackpot on a small bet of fare is soo much higher here… ningelipa fare upfront any day…
wewe na @under23 ni kitu moja
Nedkay
May 25, 2018, 5:40pm
19
Fare lazima tutume. Hio ni kuwekelea bet na kama unajua dame mbona usitume fare? Dudes dont know its the small things that count to a pinkie. Mtu anataka kufikisha threshold na anataka nyama ijilete tu
gay bitch wacha kunimention
