Wanatalkers,
I have received various messages from NV and VE inquiring on how they can be elevated to village sponsors.After some due research i will give you some pointers on how to get there;note that you need to make many posts as much as possible and get likes from these postings.Without wasting time,let us look at key points:
1.Internet connectivity-To be online in ktalk you need a reliable internet connectivity.Peasants who rely on okoa bundles will rarely attain this status.Some strategies used by the current sponsors include working in a cyber cafe or being a muhindi driver so you will be having alot of time to browse when your boss is busy inside the office as you wait for him at the reception.
2.Be fake-One characteristics of a VS is being fake.You really need to display your shaggzmodo mentality within you.The notable evidencesof being fake include:-
-Buying fake products from china e.g Noqia Phone,SQwony electronics ,Savco Trousers,Tarki designer suit e.t.c
-You really need to invest in a drink like kes 500 for Gilbeys half.Borrow a glass from your kaloko in kayole and take a photo.Keep reposting the photo every weekend that you are enjoying yourself in sankara et al(Please note that such drinks are not on sale there.
-Be a man of newspapers,you don’t really need to buy them.Wait for your boss to finish reading them and carry them to stock in the house.Make use of these newspapers as bed spreads and on the table that you bought on an office disposal bid for kes 500.
-Take photos of all the mboches in your kayole hood with your Noqia phone with 2 megapixel high resolution.Upload these photos daily and claim to have deflowered them.
3.Kujuana- You will never get there if you don’t know any one.Make sure that you know at least one mod and preferably from your village somewhere where there are no roads.This will be a bonus as you will be thrown a few robots to like your postings.Get to meet the mod at the weekend for a busaa drink in kibera to oil him.
4.Multi Handles- You will never get there with one handle.Have a principal handle that will be your main handle and about 10 other agent handles whose main role is to like the postings made by the principal handle.These agent handles will like anything including useless postings like wow!!
Wish you all the best in pursuit of Village sponsor.
Yours Truly,
Tiriitiondo,OGH,PHD.