How Nduthi Saved Me

Kuna siku nimeboeka yangu yote nikaamua nikamate kong’o halafu nirudi kejani kuwakisha nduthi atleast nipitishe wakati. Many ‘shots’(both alcohol na nduthi :D:D) later naskia mtu anabisha mlango. Kufumba kufumbua kumbe ni kunguru flani sijaona in a while amekam na zile excuse za ‘Was around your hood nikaona nipitie tu kuona if you still live around’(b*tch I own this house, sihami anytime soon!)

Akaingia na kuweka bag yake kuMbwa, kuuliza anatakaje ati ni baby shower alikuwa amekuja but since they were too many & host hangeweza ku-accomodate all of them overnight akaona kwake ni mbali sana hagwesi rudi.

Tukachill tu, drinks kiasi kiasi, anaanza kuwa frisky, time ikisonga. Later nikamshow naenda kulala and she was like si unipatie haki yangu before nilale, but deep down najua Jaduong Abdalla amedhulimiwa na mkono ya kushoto hawezi kazi tena. So nikajifanya nimelewa nitamsort asubuhi:(:(.

Asubuhi ashaingia kwa bedroom ati morning glory, apike breakfast then quckie kwa shower. Nikamshow apike brekko kwanza niko njaa halafu nikimbie chemist kubuy juala. But she was insistent tuchape shoti hata moja tu atameza P2 baadaye.

Luckily nikienda chemist nikakutana na a former classmate(Sec Sch) amehamia hii mtaa ni hivyo ndio tukajipata kwa local at 9am kama Recho(Rachael) anafungua/kuosha bado. Saa sita napata text ati “Sodamadiaba yaani how can you ghost me? Woiye nilikufanyia nini to deserve this? Aki I’m done!” Response: Funga mlango uwachie caretaker key, emergency imetokea I’ll call you jioni.

7 months later nikaona picha pale fb akiwa heavily expectant, kumbe her plan had been to trap me. Yaani niwekerewo mimba na kulea mtoto wa wenyewe. Enyewe Mungu halali, mkono ya left iliniokolea sana hio siku:cool::D:D.

*Gloria, I wish your son a happy 7th birthday, may he grow up to read this.(and know how conniving you were!)
*names may have been changed to protect the identities of parties involved
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Yaaani leo mumeamua ni story za sex in all thread

Lucky for you!
Hope you swore allegiance to palmella and you have been together since twendi ten.

Kwani how ugly was she hadi asubuhi huna huraka ya kubomoa her?

nduthi threshold manenoz

Moto sana. Uliepuka mtego

Nilikuwa njaa, sikuwa nimekula a decent meal in many hours! Halafu sikuwa na cd.

Si you just say you have trouble getting it up sometimes. Hekaya mingi ni ya nini

:D:D:D:D

A narrow escape. You have given me enough reason to continue with mpenzi Palmela until death do us part.

Takes one to know one…

palmela cant b compared with the real thing

True, lakini kuhepa mimba ni kama Iran kuhepa UN sanctions. Relief tupu

mimba ya ghafla nayo ni stress tupu

Not really, just ON-OFF

Good story. But you could have gone out bought CD and chewed. Although I understand the situatio. I was once in a similar situation and my lack of a house of my own to bomoa the lady is what saved me.

Shangwe na vigelegele kwa mkono wa kushoto wa boychild!
Huo mkono uone “a thousand and one shots”!

I have dodged this one too. Kunguru fulani called me at 5:am sunday morning ati ako hapo nje ya flat yetu nimwendee. She got into bed,she was a bit drunk and i decided not to take advantage. Especially knowing yeye hukatiwa na beshte yangu fulani. It didnt make sense that she opted to come to my place coz amelewa yet kwao sio mbali na hio club ilikua karibu na home. As for morning glory sikuchukua coz bad breath ya alcohol really puts me off. nikasema wacha nizindikize tu msichana wa wenyewe na hangover zake,Slices nitaitisha soon only to forget about her. I later came to see photos zake na mtoto on face book 10months later and judging buy hio fore head i know whom the father is. I hate her to date for trying to fix it on me.

Ati?

Some kunguru tried to trap me too, but my pull out game was strong. So I bust all over her chest as she was trying to hold me in. Kidogo kidogo I see her pregnant. Never been happier to pull out.