How much would I need to retire in Eldoret for the rest of my life?

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I’m 37. I am pretty sure I’ll be dead by 60.
I have no kids or wife. I have a mangy doggo who will, by hook or crook, be dead in 3 years.
Am a simple chap - 3 meals a day, love the ladies once a week, a drink or two after 5pm.
Will maintain a single Vitz or similar.
Need a one bed house, possibly a little far from the city where I can oversee the plains.

How much money should I have to not work until I pop my clogs?

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Lol

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…you need some motivational speaking sir…not financial advice. Also, dont bank on being a goner by 60. Life begins at 40. You will just be 20 years old. You should borrow a leaf from @FieldMarshal CouchP who is 92 years, toothless, in diapers, bald but still pushing on.

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Am serious, I need some numbers in this thread.

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Gugu should also have helped you farther after translating for you.

Relax here
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Whatever you are using, punguza !

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One thing is for sure…when you move to the village, you age thrice as fast.

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Tafuta ka bibi hata.
Si poa kuishi kijeshi

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Kenya doesnt need you…No wife,no child???
Tofauti yako na mbwa koko ni nini??

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No figure is enough, just something more than what you have currently.

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Am not rude to strangers on the Internet who ask for advice.

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first of all, are you gikuyu? If yes, we agree you will be gone even before 60. So acha hata kujenga.just wait and die without stress

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Tafuta bibi & stopping being selfish, only thinking about yourself and forgetting the kids you carry between your legs.

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I deposit the kids between my legs in random lasses depending on how drunk and which hole they are OK with. I said I have no kidz, not no children. Is a subtle but important difference.

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This is uncalled for. Grow up mate

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If you wake up alive at 61 what are you going to do?

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I will be disappoint in my poor accounting skills.

Can I get some numbers please?

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mimi niko na watoi 7 dna confirmed target ni 30 from different tribes

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Nobody will give you advice if your intention is to go down a railroad. Ukiona hupewi advice jua kuna mahali unakosea…

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Nani amekuuliza??

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