How jobless Kenyan men con women in Gulf thru FB

Sex & Relationships
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Him: Praise the Lord sister nimekua nikikuona kwa ile kikundi ya Bishop Nganga and I love your comments.

Her:Amen brother. I listen to him and he really blesses me.

Him: Kwani uko wapi my sister (like he hasn’t seen it in the profile?

Her: Niko gulf.

Him: Oh my God, Yaani not only are you godly, you are beautiful and very hard working. A real proverbs 31 lady

Her: Glory to God.

Him:Ok, wacha niende nikaoshe kanisa we will talk more tomorrow my siz in the Rod. Same time. God bless you.

Her: OK. Bye.

Day 2

Him: Servant of the Rod makubwa yamenipata.

Her: (in panic) what has happened?

Him: Imagine nikiwa naosha church mongoose imeingia kwa kuku zangu ikakula zote. Imagine now I’m back to zero na mamangu anangoja dawa zake za diabetes nimnunulie.

Her: The devil is a liar usijali hata Ayubu alipoteza kila kitu na akarudishiwa Mara saba.

Him: Thanks for the word of encouragement servant of God, aki uneza kua na kakitu unipee kasoft loan. My mom needs that medicine mimi neza lala nje but aki mamangu tuu ndio ananeed dawa urgently.

Her:Pole sana. Give me your number nitakuekea kile kidogo niko nacho.

Him:May the rod bresz you.

Her:ok wacha nirudi job, utani update situation iko aje kesho.

To be continued…

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Kweli wanaume wamekuonyesha makubwa huku nje Kapoti:D

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Yess wanaume kamueni hawa wadada vilivyo… wamekula zetu miaka mingi sana.

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Jobless and even working women have been milking men dry even before Jesus roamed this Earth

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2 weeks later
Him:Praise God woman of God

Her:Praise God. Mbona umenyamaza hivyo? Hope your mom is OK?

Him: She’s OK thanks to you, ni vile I felt led by the spirit niende kwa mlima after that hyena ate all my chicken

Her: I thought you said it was a mongoose?

Him: sorry it was a moongose. So nikiwa kwa mlima nilipata maono

Her: Maono gani?

Him:Woman of God I saw us getting married in a vision

Her: WHAT?

Him: Yes. It was a very clear vision, ata ni bishop Nganga Ali officiate.

Her:Are you sure?

Him: Woman of God, you are the bone of my bones, flesh of my flesh, my missing rib. The rod has confirmed it.

Her: I think I need to pray about this

Him: What is there to pray about? I’ve already gone to the mountain on your behalf. From day 1 I knew that you were the one but I was waiting for confirmation from above.

Her: I did not see this coming but who am I to argue with the rod.

Him:Thank you my dearest one. You are one in a million. The one I’ve been waiting for all my life.

Her:(blushing) sure?

Him: I was so lonely my darling. I really needed a help mate. Finally God has answered my prayers.

Her:Amen. Even me I’ve been lonely coz I am so far from my people for 2 years working like a slave. Sitoki. I am always indoors.

Him: Don’t worry my love. Let us plan for our future. So I am now restocking our chicken business as we plan to build our house. So that ukirudi upate a good house and even a good business you can do utoke kwa muarabu Mahali hata kanisa hakuna. I’m so happy to have found you praise be to God and I love you very much my dear wife.

Her: I love you too dear.

To be continued…