Him: Praise the Lord sister nimekua nikikuona kwa ile kikundi ya Bishop Nganga and I love your comments.
Her:Amen brother. I listen to him and he really blesses me.
Him: Kwani uko wapi my sister (like he hasn’t seen it in the profile?
Her: Niko gulf.
Him: Oh my God, Yaani not only are you godly, you are beautiful and very hard working. A real proverbs 31 lady
Her: Glory to God.
Him:Ok, wacha niende nikaoshe kanisa we will talk more tomorrow my siz in the Rod. Same time. God bless you.
Her: OK. Bye.
Him: Servant of the Rod makubwa yamenipata.
Her: (in panic) what has happened?
Him: Imagine nikiwa naosha church mongoose imeingia kwa kuku zangu ikakula zote. Imagine now I’m back to zero na mamangu anangoja dawa zake za diabetes nimnunulie.
Her: The devil is a liar usijali hata Ayubu alipoteza kila kitu na akarudishiwa Mara saba.
Him: Thanks for the word of encouragement servant of God, aki uneza kua na kakitu unipee kasoft loan. My mom needs that medicine mimi neza lala nje but aki mamangu tuu ndio ananeed dawa urgently.
Her:Pole sana. Give me your number nitakuekea kile kidogo niko nacho.
Him:May the rod bresz you.
Her:ok wacha nirudi job, utani update situation iko aje kesho.
To be continued…