Hekaya iko swafi kabisa… its 100% true…
Kuna huyu landlady wetu hua so silent sana anapokuja kwa ploti…
hua hakai kwa plot ako na nyumba yake but sio mbali na ploti yetu,
so one day nikamushow my water system iko na shida sina maji kwangu, akakuja na caretaker kuangalia nini…
Kitu saa nne ivi on a friday nikasikia kwa mlango kokoko, mimi na kiherehere yangu nikatoka na kinyasa tukiwa na ka baby kangu na vest…
Yeye hukua na duka za electronics kirinyaga rd…waa my fren tulipatana kama nimeangalia boobs zake just ivo tu…juu ata sijawai fikiria or feel anything about her…
but hua naivia daughter yake ambaye ako Kenyatta university main, second yr
So caretaker akaenda kucheck huko nyuma meter iko na shida gani…mama hapa naye alikua anachekesa tu kabby kangu hapa,kumbe ananiivia na sijui …
Let me tell you fren hawa wamama wa nyamakima wanakuanga na nyege ingine mbaya haki yao…na most of them huendesha harrier za black or Noah.
So after a while yeye alisema ameenda job caretaker atamupea repoti jioni…
Na hiyo ikaaisha ivo…jioni mimi nikasema wacha niende bypass nikamate moja mbili…
ile place nilienda ni ya mugithi tupu…na hao wamama wote hupenda hizo joints then they stay in groups na most of them hutake, whitecup,caprice or Jameson…
So mimi nikasema i need mugithi leo, kuna ka club kanaitwa Jiraniz hapo huchezwa life mugithi…
Kitu saa nne hapo nikiwa kwa meza yangu niliona nimeletewa chupa tatu na waiter…nikauliza niza nini na sijakuitisha? Akadai umebaiwa na wale wako kwa ile meza…
Kucheck ni yeye na wamama wengine wawili wanono hapo…size ni kitu 124gb hapo ,then ni weupe …
Aaaa nikajua saa hii nayo inataka nini na siku hizi sitaki any scandal since ile ya youth camp nakuru…
but mujulibeg inanishow wewe stevo ni nini…miwa ikizeeka hurudisha sukari na chini…hizi ni vindu tamu…
Kengine kanamishow aaaa kizee kizuri ni ndizi tu wachana nazo stevo…
but mujulibeg inataka hiki kimama , lakini bado nilikua chupa zangu…
My frend si hao wamama wako na pesa nilikua nafunguliwa ikibaki moja naona zingine zimeletwa…alikua amesema nisisikie kiu ata kidogo…
my fren nami nikafungulia kafuraita yote sasa…by 12pm nilisikia wamesema kuja hapa stevo wacha kukaa huko peke yako…
Aki yule ali discover beer alikosea…nilianza kuona kama nko na tudemm tutatuu mpaka nikaanza vile naweza wakula wote 4some vile nimezoea…
After few minutes nilisikia kuku choma na moja fry zimekuja…ngai pombee haiishi kwa meza,
hizi nazo vimama kucheka nayo then hua zinaongea na sauti kubwa na haziogopi…wacha niitishe kitu waiter a sleek kidogo…walikua wanaita mpaka manager…hehe waaa…devil is real
Kitu saa saba kamesika tumelewa kaa shetani ata simu nilizima mama watoto asisumbue but nilimushow inazima na place nko gari imeleta shida but nko safe…
PART 2
So kitu saa nane hapo aki yao tulikua tunashikana miko na nyina wamuthoni… ( Landlady ) then hiki kimama kingine hapo kikiona nimeamka kudance na wamuthoni ameketi chini …kinaamka wooi kinanishika mkono kinanipush karibu na nyonyo ,na juu ako na kitambi naguza kitambi na anasmile…kwanza ile wimbo ya ( kiss niyo ino ngumuhe ukionaga ) this is kiss i will give him ukiona. kinani hug na smile ingine…waaa then ako na mwatuka kwa meno…i mean ile gap…eeeh
Kilikua kinaniita kabakaba kuja tudence…wacha sasa ifikie ni wakati wa dj tena …heeee kwanza ile song ya diamond ya kwagwaru…alikua anaimba kwawaru kwawaru…inama shini, shota maji…uuui kirikua kinaimba opposite …hehe…nikasikia kwa masikio kikinishow…
stevo c upake mate na uteleze nikutelelezishe
…na kikuyu ( kababa nigutendera haha na ní múnyororoko ma )
Then inafunga funga jicho moja kama punda ya kiume…
Then ikawekwa gospel kikanisika tight navile alikua na boobs kama 3kgs ivi
…ata sikua na pumua…ati ni praise nd worship…ungethani yesu akarudi sisi wote tunaenda heaven wapi…? Isa Throw
Kurudi kuketi ,wao wenyewe wakaanza kuzushiana naenda nako wewe wamuthoni…c muthoni wako ako kwa nyumba…wamuthoni ana smile tu juu hapa anajua imejileta kichingio maji imechemuka ni kukata shingo tu…
huyu mwingine hana bwana na watoi wake wote niwazima rika yangu…but mimi nilijifanya nime break nisikie vile wanasema…
Kwanza wamuthoni wooooi …nimwaganu ma…alikua anasema ati haka nitakapeleka nikaoshe then kalale by asubuhi katapata kibarua kimekangojea ya shamba kulima…
Hii ingine nayo ilikua inasema ati iende na mimi ikifika ingenitoa nguo inipanguze mwili then inyonye kimuti iamke aride nayo juu nimebreak…
Ngai wacha mujulubeg nahuku chini inasikia vile inacholewa tu…nikaamka nikasema nataka maji…wee ilikuja chupa mbili warm na cold nichague…
Wamuthoni alikua ana meza tumate tu akiona tu ndevu…but hiki kuna wakati kilipitisha mkono chini ya meza kikaguza mujulubeg…nayo haikua imelala …nilisikia kimepiga nduru…ati…wooooooi chesu muthaka …mwanake ena indo njega ma…( Kijana akona mali musuri musuri sana )…
Najuu ckua na gari nikasema napewa lift na wamuthoni then nikifika ninyandue mbili then niende kwangu…
Kitu 3pm wakasema twende home …nikasikia wamuthoni ameniuliza kababa niukuria kani gagushinwo? ( kababa utakula maini choma ) ifungwe take away…
Nikasema mayb kachoma ya kuku…ikafungwa …nikajua hii ni appetizer kabla nifike kwa nyumba nawe ile kivumbi ntakuonyesha wewe hujai patana nayo maisha yako yote…
Hiyo ploti unanigawia or unibaiye yangu!!nikajua hapa my talent i have to use it wisely nd confuse the wamuthoni completely… mujulubeg power !!
Kufika kwa gari akisema ati mimi ni mlevi, heheh aliona moto…unajua hizo gari zao hukua na tint…
nikajua wewe lazima nikufanyie first aid hapa kwa parking…
Hapo jiraniz pale karibu na ma handware kuna carwash facing the main road na hakunanga lights…na hii ni harrier na vile iko spacious…hapa kitaeleweka sasa…
Nilianza kumudara dara kunyonya hizo boobs although zilikua kubwa na nyeusi… …weeee alikua anakondoa macho karibu itoke yote…
Aki yao alilashisha kiti so i can hav easy access to nunu…hehehe but sikua nataka kumunyandua hapo kwa gari juu ya position nd nilikua nataka kuacha sifa kama wakahare…
i wanted a place nitamufanyia kanugu style, kanyau…kakuku…zote… mpaka aguruke…
Kumbe alikua anataka twende kwake juu muthoni hako ako shags…
Aki yao tulikaa kwa parking hadi 3;45 nikamushow twende home sasa…
Wamuthoni anakuanga amenyoa nywele na nimufupi so mlambo ilikua fiti sana …
Kufika kwa hao…
Nakuja na part 3