how i became tomato farmer

wenye bado twa hustle let not live a lie,tellin fellow ktalkers how u just jetted in from Bahamas or how ur v8 is consumin fuel.For those ambao mwa qualify kuitwa middle class, congrat we r on our way there.
Now to my real life story,way back in 2003 sunymango nikauza ng’ombe wangu,nikaongeza izo doo kwa my small savings nikamanage kubuy powersaw,husquavarna
ya 58k, a lot of money by my standard.
My life ikaanza kuchange for the better,at least i could now feel am living.mbao nilikua napasua @5 bob per feet na pia nilikua nananunua miti then napasua mbao nauza kwa aellers na pia waste zake nauza kama kuni.theres is no love,its all about money since sunnymango whom maboys had nicknamed “kunyota” due to lack of nyap was now getting surplus.gitls also liked the way i handled that machine with deafening sound and also the way mbao zangu zilikua straight kwanza 6 by 1…
now,one day nikiwa natoka kajob kwa masa meingine nikakutana na ka toyota saloon car,kakasimama boy mwingine mrefu mbrown hivi akashuka, mie nkaeka powersaw yangu chini tuongee,akanishow ameambiliwa mimi na rafiki yake na kuna kajob ka kupasua mbao atanipa the coming sato,mie nkamshw hakuna was.akaniambia io job siezi mada peke yangu ntafute wasee wengine watatu na kila mtu aje na powersaw,nami juu nawajua wengi shida yangu ilikua nani nitaita niache nani.sato ilipofika,sisi ndo hao hadi kwa stage, jamas wagu akafika on time, tukaweka machine zetu,petroli,oil,nyuzi na kamba zetu kwa boot yaio gari na tukapanda ile kiti ya nyuma …alitushw miti zake ziko kiamaiko huko ruiru.tulipofika thika,jamaa mkarimu sana,kila mtu akanunuliwa chips na soda takeway tukaenda tukila. the.laughter in that car was unprecedented.
Haya on our way near kiamaiko inside a road in a coffee plantation gari ikazima? na uyo boy akatoka kuangalia engine,pia sisi tukatoka ,akaguza guza akatwambia aingie aone kaa inaguruma,ikakataa,akatushw tumsukume aone kaa itaguruma nasi tukamsukuma.atavkabla tuskume ile mwondokere gari iliondoka tulihisi nikama.watu wameamka kwa ndoto when it dawned on us that, powersaw zetu kamba zetu, mafuta yetu imeenda,nobody had aphone back then,ata fare ya kurudi nyumbani, worst of all the two men accused me of being part of the plan one reminding me that machine yake iko na deni.no amount of swearing could save me
when it rains it pours,kukawa kuna wizi io area na wezi wakatorokea kwa coffee plantations,now here comes the villagers,they see 3 strange men wondering around claiming how theyvhave been conned,wacha tuchapwe,before kuchomwa one villager akawa anajua where we claimed to ave come from n when we could demonstrate we knew what we were saying he managed to plead with them tukapelekewa polisi,
now came the questions,the car registration,nobody bothered to look,the car model,we didnt know, all we could rem was chips soda n laughter.
my investment gone i had no option but kulima nyanya,now i hear husqvarna is going for 68k,isipokua ni hii elnino kubeba nyanya zangu,roundi hii ningebuy

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mbao nil?ikua nalri managed kuh nyumba yah offcuts(magoko) ito a mabati house, i could

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Haha pole mblo ni hivyo ndio kunaendanga…

:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D,
sandi sana. acha nkuongeze lks

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Lakini mboss umeua lugha zote hapo

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Hiyo story yako hata hatutaki picha. Karibu kwa kijiji.

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nice hekaya isipokuwa hiyo last sentence imenichenga…

hiyo Husqvarna naskiaga huko mashinani muki-iita horse gavana…he he…

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i can visualize. pole mbro. kuza nyanya kabisa. Its always darkest before dawn.

:D:D:D:D Mpasua mbao kapasuliwa. Pole kaka:D

Kuna siku pia mimi and 2 friends were nearly beaten mob ya mistaken identity tao asubuhi 5am

si u-post hekaya tu…

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have u ever done sth baadaye unajiuliza where was ur mind,si mmoja angebaki kwa gari ama tushuke na machine zetu? mbona hatukusoma plate ya gari ama tuitishe uyo jamas id? evn tday i dont know how!

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pesa ya haraka…come easy, go easy…

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Pole kaka…dont worry,you are wiser now.

Hekaya taamu sana!please malizia
1,how did you get home?
2.ulipewa kichapo na wenzako afterwards?

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Tulikuwa tumefukuzwa club after a small fight with a reveler. Bouncers walitutupa nje. We had no other option bt to go and wait for matt za kwenda home. Little did we know that the guy we had fought with was rounding up his colleagues who were also in the club to avenge. We are walking lazily alafu tunaskia watu nyuma,ndio hao and they start running after us. We ran faster than Usain Bolt until one of them decided to do the unbelievable. He shouted MWIZI MWIZI Shika…Watchmen wakaanza kupiga firimbi…tukajua kwisha sisi…they is no stopping now. Tunakimbia tukiingia ma chum bt bado tunafuatwa. Tukaingia chum fulani tukapata machokora wanalala na wengine bado wanavuta drugs…wakauliza nini mbaya…ni polisi…tukasema apana ni raia…moja with quick thinking said shikeni hii gunia jifunike next na hao wenzangu na mjifanye mmelala. We did that although gunia zilikuwa zinanuka. 2seconds later raia imeingia kwa hio chum. The lead chokora told them wamepita hapa wakakimbia kuleeee…I saw peeping from chini ya gunia naona Ndauwo amebeba rungu ina bolt ya lorry banaa. Luckily they fell for this and left. Tulipatia chokora 2K and told them sisi ni waizi wa gun lakini missioni yetu had failed that day. They insisted tuwaingize kwa group yetu next mission.

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Can someone translate this?

@Terrence_ chukua like for rising to the occasion…lakini hizo line za mwisho mbili ni hekaya…

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Very nice hekaya lakini fanya hivi braza, ukimaliza kuandika UNASOMA POLE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE kama unaedit.

Halafu uache kutubeba ufala - kama umeingia hapa leo how did you you know kila mtu hapa ni mirrionea who lives in a five-bedroom house washing down sardines and caviaer with champagne every day while being attended to by supermodels?

WEWE UMEKUWA HAPA HAPA TU!

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Earlier on he had said that he used to be a peeping Tom coz he had trouble registering.

You learn from mistakes. You still have a way coz u r willing to do more. Every Journey starts with 1 step.

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