How I became the CEO of EABL and married Rutos daughter

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My father told me, “Shem you will marry the Girl I choose for you”.

I said, “NO”
He told me, “She is Ruto’s Daughter.”

I said, “OK.”

He called Ruto and said, “I want your Daughter to marry my Son.”

Ruto said, " NO."

He told Ruto, “my Son is the CEO of EABL .”

Ruto said, “OK.”

My father called the Founder of EABL and asked him to make me the CEO of the giant company.

He said, “NO.”

My father told him, “My son is Ruto’s son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”

This is exactly how I am becoming the First Son and everyone will receive 1000 crates of Tusker in six months time .

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:smiley:
@ChifuMbitika , Tales of Mystery and Imagination was written by Edgar Allan Poe. It seems you want to rival him

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Plagiarized. :meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi:

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I am Edgar Allan Poe

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Kîhîîiiiiiiii

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@ChifuMbitika manze chagua side… Hauwezi kuwa ana post thought provoking threads alafu unakuja tena una post i umama

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Hehe, dream on. Her father will say NO, after knowing you, an old geezer. Your real interest is in making the office of the first daughter yours, not her.

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Thick menopausal bish why are you walking around the village in a dress blotted by your sheboon menses?

Ebu nyesha mara yako ya mwisho bila kusumbua elders na dabbed content.

:meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi:

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I am an all-round person. Never a dull moment in my life

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Upussu

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Niaje kipii

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Old recycled joke.

Anyway, remember that a rich young woman will never look a broke man’s way.

Ruto’s vypiis can marry your lazy sisters but his daughter will never look your way.

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:smiley: @ChifuMbitika …are you still breathing?

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Thanks for the advice, pilsener boy

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Why would anyone want to marry her … even you chifo na io kipara yako … can do better. Mtu mwenye kipara kaa yako hafai oa dem ako na forehead kutoka hapa kwetu Kapedo hadi Timbuktu banae. Watoti watakaa kama … ama acha tu.

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Hehehe. It’s just for the money