i dont do doras nor euro i do british pounds. so if you wished to convert my money ti chiringi you would need a nasa superconputer.
a trillionare is a mofo who can foot his nyama choma,whores and fombe bills beside other mundane bills without cry berring.
once i broke somebodys daughters leg while still in form three i sweared that my wife would never do kibarua. niksteremka kwale kupiga mawe. since hard work doesnt pay much i applied my form one biz. identify a biz gap and ensure you fill it completely just like the way mathais would fill purr.
quarry men used to carry food and a nice supply of the corncortions they used. since they didnt love this i started supply them with ready hot food,cigars,bhang and changaa.
kawambui food chain was born. by end of three months i had a hotel up and running.
i partnered with a mama chips who used to cook chips in an air open kitchen in our buloti.
i continued beating the stones. with the excess cash coming in i started giving birth to ideas like a grade rat.
the problem of who to employ in my unfounded bizs was solved by my original beleif of helping people at point zero(people who have nothing to loose. they can only go up). they had to be honest,hardworking and above all look up to me as a modern messiah.
all the biz gap in the kasmall town i lived in had to be filled. i found those creatures willing to do anything to get out of the current quagmire. i started a mutumba biz(you know those clothes that got for ashu). started miraa and kahawa tungu. a. quarry hole, achangaa den where the changaa was less diluted…
those who worked for me were partners whom we divided the proceeding on a percentage basis(70-30,60-40,80-20,50-50). depending on their usefulness and know how.
by the time i sat for my kcse i had ten smes. an old man of 17 i was rich but i never forgot my humble roots. the town was now getting small i had to expand my wings. i preyed on the pre existing biz gap but i got more personal. like when my botique didnt pick i got on the ground and got personal orders for specific customers. i remember algernon ordering a green thong with animal print while neferties ordered a biege boxer.
in the next town(chaka) i opened a pool table,a botique,a phone accesory and charging booth… in total i had 17 smes+10 fron the previous.
by the time jab were reminding me that uon kitui campus were requiring my presence. i was 19 and rich. then i met money launders…
Chemist??
Ambia bhangi ikuache.
Waiting for second part, the fall.
http://myfantasyart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Downfall-of-Icarus-675x900.jpg
no fake money. in all denominations
@Algernon. umetusiwo…
For some reasons, Kawambui unanikalianga kuwa conman in real life
no babes.
tukisema ni shot tatu kwa mkia sitapitasha hata shot quarter
From rugs to riches. Me like. I have been there, outta there… following…
i aint rich and never dream of ever being.
i just attained financial freedom long before my time
Mimi naomba you share it with me…
Kawambui is a real thug. Remember he has also committed murder. And very shifty as to what his real hustle is.
Icarus ans Dedalus
I recall that in the Ali Baba and the fourty thieves
Course book ya class eight.
a trillionnaire who can’t get himself a decent phone
Sounds very fake…
Its not possible to run multi micro businesses, they require too much time and attention to details. Who in his right mind atakwachia ufungue bale ya mtush uuze?
yes
running and managing are twi different things.
beleive what you want to.
have been there and done that
@4mankind it seems your knowledge of mutumba is very limited.
i didnt mention a bale and since i still graduated to selling them if you know the importers you get them on credit but payable with interest.
what i started with are the rejects.
nairobi mutumba are camera in other places