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How I ate a mbuzi Kiwete
Its been a while before I wrote a story of giant and I decided to share with you this one …
Over the last period in session I wanted to organize aka small goat eating for 15guys each to contribute four hundred shillings without taxation…
Sijui if guys thought the money was much or maybe it was impossible because only 8 guys managed and we could not reach the quorum…But Kama mbaya mbaya we had to eat a goat…and the remaining option was to look for a goat worth our money.
First forward we managed to buy a goat although it looked malnourished and either with kwashiokor or cholera… Even One of the passers by that we met on the road had to suggest we give some minyoo medicine… SMH! Guys have no chills…
First forward to the chinjaring Day, I had to do something to get the lions share of the goat since I had incurred some major loses, so I plotted a plan to hide one
Thigh bone (“Kiero”)before all the guys arrived…
After successfully hiding the thigh bone I brought "muratina"for the arrived guys…
When we were cutting the meat into smaller pieces one of the guys noted that we were only cutting three limbs…and started shouting where was the fourth limb…
This made the guys to realize that indeed only three limbs were present…
I had to add some muratina to get the guys more drunk as I tried to convince them that we had bought a goat kiwete since the money contributed had not reached the threashhold to buy a full goat…
Which of course was a lie usitake Jua what happened later…
Cc:
Lewi
Njuguna mulefi munyota
Davido
© Ndush
To be continued