How do you guys respond to this

You are a young guy…below 25…and every time you are busy nyemelearing a chic, specifically for slices ujitoe (team mafisi), you get the question “are you married”? With the goal of getting slices, because you probably hate commitment, which is the best answer…yes or no? Kumbuka sio bibi unatafuta, you want slices faassttt!

YESSS!!

No! as you stare away shyly and smiling sheepishly… ataona this one has a ka wifi

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Sisi kama team family you always let her know ni slices unataka,hapana tambua commitments.

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Na msee akijibu ako na baby mama??

Of course unajua ni slices unatafuta sio commitments…but of course huwezi mwambia pointblank. Atakuuliza kama una bibi…ile answer utapatiana inadetermine how fast you get into that p***y.

kuomba p…thy sio lazima upewe bwana,hasira ya mwanamuke ndio sisi huogopa.

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Tell them.
Hio swali hujibiwa na wallet.

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Wewe hujaelewa swali…unataka pu**y na dame amekuuliza kama una bibi.,…which answer is likely to work in your favor??Yes, No, ama useme una baby mama mahali??

na wewe dame akija kwako aoshe nguo apanguze nyumba akupikei food poa ukule mtu hadi umfanyie factory default then after hio unamawmbia ati “Ghai si mwenye atakuoa atakua na bahati aki!!!”. Yeye unataka ajibu aje?

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You read minds…hii ndiyo hukua parting shot especially kama ni single mum na uko sure hamwezi pelekana mahali:D:D:D:D:D:D

never lie about your hitchment status for slizes, sema ukweli, akupe akunyime, move to the next ukinyimwa. hata yeye hayuko solo

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Ukikatia unafaa ukue umeuliza tuswali kwa mbili ujue kama anataka kuolewa then when the question pops up you have the answer she wants. For hexsambo kama alikua married once and she is batch about men wanaume ni maumbwa kind of person then sema uko na khupipi bukusu inane wewe stress.

You get that question because you are a too young guy going for older women. As such it is hard to gauge her reaction. Go for younger girls.

I was married but my wife cheated on me with my good friend.
This works for both yes and no camps.

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Leta hekaya mr. It is sad…especially if you had children with that woman…then cheating becomes a whole more complicated.

Yes & Wallet is what will get you laid fast.Women are jealous and they always want to compete. She will think she is competing with wife but you know better.
Weka kicheko ya kafunda hapa.

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Na si leo mnaulizana upumbafu huku

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the jomos will determine if I am gonna give you some cookie but man ifu are a broke ass nigga looking to get some bila; baba watch my jelly wobble

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It is a standard line to use. It shows honesty, that you have feelings, that you’re not afraid of commitment and makes the girl want to prove you wrong. Ni kama ‘I just want us to be friends’.