Sometimes back I went to visit this chic in some place pale juja … Niwahome n so she told me to pass by n say hey… Ofcoz kwa bag nilibeba a packet of condoms ,who knows maybe …,…
Mimi nikafika kwake kitu saa nane mchana , tukapiga mastory kujuliana Hali before long tuko kwa bed m riding her like hell… She kept complaining my dick is big but I kept pounding like enugu yam , dat nyash yawaaaaaaa…
After game we relax in bed … Problem time ya kutoka we had locked Ile konjiii ya chini …plot nayo nje kuna maboy flani wanafix bike hawana haraka kutoka… Ile process ya kutoka one nigga calls my name “mwalimu mambo” I say poa n don’t bother look back as I walk out …kumbe Kijiji ni ndogo ivi ,
Nikitoka kudinyana na mwanamke, kama ni mrembo, mihutembea nikibounce kama jogoo. Ile dopamine inakuanga imejaza brain saa hizo ata Adesanya akitokea saa hizo zinaweza nidanganya nawezana na yeye. Cloud tisa kweli kweli.
But kama ni sura mbaya, you scurry off like a rat. Hata watembea mbele yake watu wasiwaassociate.
Your rant is full of gayish connotations. How do you tell us about the size of your rolling pin and fail to give a sketch of the gorogoro you were pounding yam in? This is tooooo geeeiy…
“You’re too big”…is that something women instinctively complement men about in order to make them feel better about themselves and to soothe their ego and/or do they do it to divert attention from the fact that the hole they are “pounding like Enugu” is actually a “mtaro”? ‘Cos there’s no way the dude will claim the female is a borehole if she has already preempted it.
I know of a certain lady who had a crush on a huge, masculine rugby player and vowed to bed him cause she fantasized about how yuuge he was down there.
Alas, when the moment of truth came the dude was actually floating in a dinghy in a vast ocean. She later narrated the whole romp to her friends and how “disappointed” she was, even though during the entire episode she was wailing how “big” he was.