*How An Alpha Buys Christmas Gifts*

You homos probably already bought a bunch of gay presents for your wife’s son, but here’s how you would have done it if you were an alpha like me:

Knee Pads. Every Christmas I always buy knee pads for my main girlfriend, my side bitch, my mistress, your mom, your sister, your wife, etc.

At least five pairs of knee pads. Every year it gets more expensive, but it’s the least I could do for all of the women in my life who spend time on their knees sucking, fucking, doggy-styling and cleaning my house.

You probably don’t think giving Christmas gifts is alpha. In fact you probably prefer receiving… with your ass.

Am not buying your girlfriend zilch. Not even your wife. But seeing in as you are kind enough…

we nunua… wengine watatumia ukiwank

Oh, guys, I’m sure that it doesn’t mean Alfa you are on not. The first is to be an adequate person. If it is Christmas and you have a soulmate you must make at least some small gift

I think the easiest way to express your attention is to make a gift or present flowers for your soulmate and it is really beautiful and affordable for everyone. For example, in our circles, it is customary to give another universal gift to each other for different holidays and events - gift baskets from https://www.jetgiftbaskets.com/. More than all, you can collect them by yourself of different products: wine, whiskey, chocolate, cheese, gourmet, or some cosmetic units for body and skin. They are really good and at the same moment very useful. Frankly speaking, the most attractive thing is that you can make it around 20$ but it will be a cool present, indeed more cool than flowers

Do these guys provide discounts