How a mbunge la wanainchi day program looks like.

It’s 4.30 am in Kibera laini saba area. Meet Peter okech a member or mbunge la wanainchi that meet daily at jeevanjee gardens to discuss politics. 4. 30am is when Okech wakes up. Mtu na makende yake mbiii na mandevu starts preparing himself. He has a wife and 1 kid. Wife makes him Chai strungi na mabakshish ya ugali ya jana as he dresses up.

By 5am he is on the road. Baba mzima na akili zake timamu instead of joining the walking nation to go look for a job in industrial area yeye destination ni town.

Anawacha wenzake wakienda Inda as he branches to town. Ni route 11. Ati tuonane wakubwa.

Once in town, this is now 6am…he has already made friends with newspaper vendors who are now lining up magazetti ya the day. He is given a taifa leo apitie tuu. Searches for the latest political news and grasped them all in his thick brainless head.

Now he starts walking slowly towards jeevanjee. By 6.30am he is already there. Many of his dunder heads had arrived earlier. He finds a topic already being discussed. It’s about the handshake. “apana bwana raila hangefanya hio hand sheikh omera”… Another one is like handshake imeleta maendoleo bwanaa. He is quickly answered back maendoleo gani na bado wewe unaisi kwa nyumba ya matope kangemi. Wueh nani tuheshiamiane. A fist fight is about to happen before Okech steps in with a new topic to diffuse the tension.

Ati mmaonaje hii mambo ya Mau forest… Hao watu watolewe ama? Watolewe buana… Hio ni siasa ya Ruto chieth… A nafa amalizwa na Ruto will never be president.

These topics go on and on until lunchtime when working class airburgers come to listen to the fake preachers. The bunge la mwananchi members also take a break. Agreement is all should return by 2pm. Some go to their relatives offices kuomba ka-lunch while some just go loitering around CBD window shopping while building castles in the air like nikipata kapesa hio kuku inazunguka zunguka hapo kwa kio nitakuja kukula na ubaya… Saizo kinameza mate as college kids enjoy the cheap njivas n kuku quarter.

Back to jeevanjee. Lunch session is over. It’s now a much heated debate. Kedo 4pm they go to parliament buildings to wait for their Mps to disembark. They have marked all their cars… Mp Akitoka tuu they jam the car at the gate ati mheshimiwa mheshimiwa tuna njaa.

Some Mps would throw them a 10K wagawane… Some will just Ignore them.

5pm Okech and crew are on their way home(s)… Respective homes. Okech anaingia kwa ploti majirani wanafiiri jamaa ameajiriwa kumbe wapi.

Enters house. His wife be like Baba Boi ujue leo mama wa kiosk amekataa kutukopa ati tuna deni yake mingi… Okech was lucky this day coz an MP at Parliament had given the group 70K wagawane… Each akapata 4k. Okech was like Mama Boi, shika hii pesa ulipe huyo mama alafu upitie pale kwa butchery ununue nyama na ukuje pia na unga ya ugali. Naujue leo mechi pale kitandani coomer itawaka moto… Ghasia

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Midget si unapenda kutumia hii jina Ghasia sana :D:D:D:D

:Dwhat a life!

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Simjui

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panya ni panya tuu,ati mechi itakuwaje,ahahah,nmecheka nkalia

Some women are unlucky, imagine kuolewa na mwanaume sampuli hiyo :smiley:

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More like pitia pale kwa mama Ochi ukuje na omena gorogoro mzima.

Watu wa bunge la mwananchi ni moto ya kuotea mbali. Most survive on being conmen/ wheelerdealers and and handoutsfrompoliticians. You should see the m running after politicians outside city hall. Sometimes they fight for hand out money as early as 8 a.m.

If Jirani had written this bullcrap about a meno brown mdomo kauka, you would all be screaming to @Deorro to ban him. But because he has written this about a Luo man - and by extension all Luos - you cheer him on. Perhaps you are projecting your passive aggression against Deorro onto his community?

I refuse to join your bandwagon.

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lazima mama Ochi pays for the hard earned pesa ya ugali nyama?

one thing i realized in this nyairofi is you should never underestimate anyone’s hassle,maybe the guys make more money in a month than me,just look at this,if you get 2k from 5 politician=10k a day,now get that in at least 15days in a month–>150k in a month…nawe uko tu ktalk thinking they’re stupid,goja uone nyumba zenye wasee ya mikoko wamejenga dio utaacha kuangalia things from the surface

Wamekuamsha kunywa dawa ya adhuhuri…wamesahau piriton

Mwanaume allows mjinga ama mwerevu casualties ni familia

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