so i owe ya’ll motorists a hekaya
i currently write subdued by poofateh and vitu kama hizo
no kabla muendelee, hii ni chipo za ukweli si zile za yule jamaa wa proboX6
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so here i am niko panari testing boost on my way back home
me niko 185km juu wasee wa kumap gari walitoa speed limiter
huyo dumbass driver nimemuona kutoka mbali sana. so my driving calculator kicks in.
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hii boyz anaindicate anataka kujion lane ya m
manze taa nimeflash hadi zinakaa kama macho za yule msee wa kukula dog food
juu ya hii nikaslow down to a manageable speed as seen in the mbisha naba 2
driving calculator stage 2 activated. this guy was still indicating
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finally mse akajoin baro. ah sawa basi si nitajoin lane yake nipite
lakini kumbe yaliyondwele sipite. kumbe mimi sikukuwa ndwele
i floor the car so that we exchange lanes so that i can keep flying
speed now increasing and a quick peek shows i’m at 150km (turrrrrrbooooo… ;))
(at this stage i broke my second rule of driving; never drive high speed up a blind hill. you might meet a stalled lorry)
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my fren’s, kumbe this guy alikuwa na agenda ingine juu aliniona late and decided kurudi lane yake
at 150km, i couldn’t join the outer right lane or swerve back to the left lane since i was still on joining trajectory. the car was moving at joining-lane angle.
i quickly slammed the brakes but because this guy was basically crawling, i was fast approaching hitting him from the back (DO NOT PLAY WITH THIS STATEMENT! I KNOW YOU NYANGAUS :D)
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i avoided hitting his car, turned left, hit the pavement, and quickly turned to the opposite side
next thing headlights ziko direction za cbd
damage
2 tires, 2 rims, control arms, 2 shocks, rear cross member, steering rack
luckily no bodily damage - both to me and the car
here i am. just about to tear into some ugali, sukuma and beef
@kermit , thanks for the reminder