hoe tester

A social media company
catering to Germany’s
adult industry
is creating a new
position — a sexual
position. Kaufmich.com — which
means “buy me” in German — has
just announced it is hiring a fulltime
“prostitute tester.” A willingness
to lie down on the job is a requirement,
if you get our drift.
The man or woman chosen will
review brothels in Germany, emphasizing
service, cleanliness and
compliance with safe sex practices.
Doing this requires having sex with
sex workers, according to Kaufmich.
com’s product manager, who only
gave his name as “Ben” to CNBC.
“Having a brothel in Germany is
totally legal but so far there is not a
quality system for them in place. We
want to be the Tripadvisor for brothels,”
Ben told CNBC. “Clients on
Kaufmich should be able to check
the quality of brothels before there
go — like you check your hotel online
before you book.”
Besides scoring tips for carnal
consumers, the ideal candidate
“should enjoy having fun with people”
and not be afraid of contact,”
Newser reports.

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@Jirani job opening

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@kindinyi apply kazi …enda na evidence ya mbishas za sexacapades na testimonial kutoka old manki

usiwai ni mention meffi

Hehehehe
Hoe sampler sio job for the weak.

Copied from Janas gazeti:
http://www.sde.co.ke/article/2000200322/company-looks-to-hire-prostitute-tester-anyone

jinga kuu usiwahi nitaja

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Haki Gio una uchokozi [SIZE=1](and a handsome face)[/SIZE]

SITAKI SALO NTAFANYA FREE

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i endorse you anko.

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Hio part ya “…we want to be the TripAdvisor for brothels” imenimalisa.

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Bae tulisemaje ile stori ya kabuloti, will teach you how.to cook as an extra

very nice job, u dont need brains.

Reminds me of the Queen’s recent job offer: Head of Digital Engagement (translated to Social Media Editor in peasant language)

in an article titled "[SIZE=4]The best job ever: The Queen will pay you to tweet for her"[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]"The British monarchy is giving people all across the world a one of a kind opportunity to be part of Twitter royalty with a job listing that could easily be the coolest social media gig ever.
The Queen may be 90, but she still needs an online profile- what with having to compete with the Pope’s online presence.
And, thus with the aim of expanding the internet coverage of the British Royal Family, the monarchy is currently on the search for a new Head of Digital Engagement ( translated to Social Media Editor in peasant language) for Queen Elizabeth II.
The position is based in Buckingham Palace and will pay '£45,000 - £50,000 per annum depending on experience.
“The role of Royal Communications is to engage a worldwide audience with the public role and work of The Royal Family,” says the listing advertised on the official site of the British Monarchy…"[/SIZE]
The best job ever: The Queen will pay you to tweet for her | Business Insider India