Hizi hookups pia ni shida tupu....

Sex & Relationships
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Sijui if it only happens to me ama iko talkers wamekua kwa this situation. Unafunga karembo, you have a good time then next thing she starts acting like she is your Mrs.

Nimeshindwa kuwahepa, there was one who even wanted to move in with me, ikabidi nijifanye kichwa kibovu nikamshow hata keja sio yangu.

Some of these hookups are disparate to have a man in their lives. Iko wale hata wanatumia fare zao kuja just to have a sleepover, kwani hawajui mwanaume saa zingine anataka tuu kuu empty his balls with no strings attached.

Nipatieni njia za kuwahepa…

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Unawaambia tu we haja ilikua ku empty balls and nothing else

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Lead with honesty bro… after busting of course.

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chunga tu usipatie mmoja mimba

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Wanakijiji pris help. It’s raining bitchez everywhere and I am drowning in free p#ssy. I need emergency evacuation ASAP.

Hii humble brag yako ni noma saidiiiii :D:D:D

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why are you bringing prostitutes to your house?.,…Malizana na yeye kwa room and don;t give her your main phone number. Poko hafai kujua mancave yako

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Venye huwa unashinda ukilia ati watu hawakuelewi umeshindwa aje kuelewa hii post??

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Hehe i am stuck at ‘‘THERE IS ONE WHO WANTED TO MOVE IN WITH ME’’ Kijana hujalijua jiji…Your house will be emptied…malizana na malaya kwa room…malaya hafai kujua mancave yako

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I know a humble brag when I see one. Hakuna help huyu jamaa anataka. His goal ni mjue he is so gifted gamewise, looks, etc that its raining hoes on his yard.

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Probably si wezi, ni vile elder presents himself kama simp, like he can’t be able to get a girl easily. So the girl anadhani ameangukia ATM machine

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Also seems they don’t get laid often, so when they get lucky (not really, they’ve paid directly) they must announce to the whole world. .

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Meffi wewe. Tunajua mulikua munaona Netflix na munaorder KFC na lanye wa 3k

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:D:D:D:D:D Acha nicheke coz hii description ni so accurate. Unapata kakitu hakakai sumbua unakaweka rotation kidogo kidogo shida zinaanza.

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Kwani fee ya kuingia karura iliongezwa …

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Hii kitu haina formula wallahi… watu wa 150 hupitia shida zao na hao ma kunguru. Watu wa escorts na brothels pia nao bado wanakipitia na shida zao. Wale wa shimo moja pia hawajaponea. Shida tu kila mahali.

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… am not bragging kaka braza…

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… Wewe fikiria vile unataka, mimi nataka tuu ujanja ya hawa watu hakuna kingine, am not bragging. Pudesh ni kitu ya kuringia kweli?

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… Weee ni kama umejua, this is what i fear most ndio maanake hua naweka karatasi kwa game bila mchezo.

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… If these ones are prostitutes then all girls are prostitutes to be honest… some of them ni mali safi zaidi unapatana nao kwa estate bana… hawa sio wale wa kufunga kutoka kwa clubs.

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… Mimi hushindwa kuingia karura to be honest… i tend to be nice to those that i have smashed, niko na ukinuthia kiasi.