Hiyo yako imejikunja kama banana, hii ndio tamu - My bae said this to an unknown man UJINGA TU

Kama kuna siku ningeuwa mtu, ingekuwa last month. I was humiliated beyond a limit I could accommodate. Mimi siwezi kosa kuenda gym na wanawake hunifuata kila mahali, hata kwa bar. Lakini sikuamini mke wangu angenitendea dharau hadi nilie. I traveled to attend a funeral service at a friend’s place. Due to the good relationship between myself and the bereaved friend, I was charged with ushering in visitors. The day got busy than I expected. I informed my wife that I will come back home the following day. That evening, I bumped into an old acquittance. We indulged in drinks as we chatted the night away. I got intoxicated and decided to head home since it was only my wife who could handle me in that drunken state. I staggered all the way to my house. Luckily the door was open. I entered and dropped myself on the sofa-set. As I was courting sleeping, I realised that my wife had not noticed my presence. I, therefore, decided to check on her. As I approached our bedroom, an unfamiliar voice together with that of my wife stuck my ears. Two seemed to be having a rompy moment and this shook me to the core. “Ouch! Hiyo yako imejikunja kama banana. Hii ndio tamu," my wife said in a cheeky voice. I stormed the bedroom only to find our religious neighbour ‘eating’ my wife. “Wewe na ulevi wako hii kazi hauwezi. Kutoka leo hautaniona,” my bae barked at me. That night I was left alone in the house. The ordeal squeezed all the energy I usually have out of my body. I did nothing despite boiling with rage. My wife even managed to disappear with two of our children. She hinted that she had followed the neighbour to his place as a results of his unprecedented bedroom skills. For close to a month, I was alone in the house thinking on how to get my wife back. The event kept replying in my head regardless of how much I drunk to get over the situation. I, however, blamed myself for my wife’s actions. For about two months, my ‘cassava’ had become unresponsive every time bae wanted to be ‘serviced’. “It is all my fault.” I told myself. As I spent my solo hours at the veranda, I heard a man who was working at a nearby construction site narrate how he managed to bring back his wife. He claimed the wife left him since he was an alcoholic and as a result, he had lost his bedroom prowess. He explained how he visited someone named Dr Mugwenu and he helped him get his wife back and also pulled him out of alcoholism. I met that mjengo man and he narrated to me his experience and also gave me Mugwenu’s number. I called the number and I booked an appointment with the medicine man. After 4 days, I met him at his station. I was given some concoction which I was told to take for some time. Mugwenu further assured me that my wife will return home even if I din’t go to pick her. To my surprise, two days after I visited Mugwenu, my wife came. She, however, appeared embarrassed but we buried the hatchet. I thank Mugwenu for working a way out for me. The traditional doctor says his spell casting powers works within 24 hours, and usually within the same day they are released. He handles general problems ranging from winning court cases, winning the lottery, protection of family and property, as well as accurate prediction of one’s future. Many others who have been assisted by Mugwenu say they have received powerful healing. He heals blood pressure, diabetes, ulcers, gonorrhea, syphilis, TB, and manhood weakness in among other ailments. The traditional doctor further solves life challenges for instance, love issues, family problems, hardships in business, increases your luck, that is, winning lottery games and court cases, promotions at work and clears away devilish spirits and nightmares. You can get the help you need wherever you are through distance healing. Mugwenu Doctors says one of their greatest attributes is distance healing: Mugwenu Doctors will work together with you, but detachment is the key to success during this healing process. You must be in a quiet place and detach yourself from everything around you. This is very important because your body must connect with the powers interference. So should you find that you are not at peace with yourself and those around you or should you find that things are not working as you want them to, just connect with Mugwenu Doctors. Call - +254740637248 Website - www.mugwenudoctors.com Physical location - Majengo, Vihiga County Working hours - Monday - Friday 9am - 6pm Read more: https://www.tuko.co.ke/298647-hiyo-yako-imejikunja-kama-banana-hii-ndio-tamu-my-bae-unknown-man.html?showFbComments=1#298647


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Alaa kwani mshaexhaust Post za stima?

my nigga you married a whore…case closed.

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stopped reading at.


so we are now vouching for witchdoctors

:rolleyes::rolleyes:…si atumie hizo powers kuita customers instead ya kuchafua kijiji. Nkt:meffi::meffi:



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