In the movie 'Schindler’s list’, a chicken goes missing in the ghetto. Hearing about this, the infamous Nazi Officer Amon Goeth gathers the Jewish prisoners. He raises his rifle and demands the culprit to step forward. When no one does, he takes aim and shoots one of the Jews in the head. Then he shouts again for the thief to step forward. Still, no one comes forward. When he raises his rifle to shoot again, a boy steps forward shivering. Goeth walks to the boy and asks him if he stole the chicken. The boy stammers he didn’t, but he knows who did. Goeth smiles widely. The boy looks up and shouts “HIM” pointing to the bleeding corpse….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alq4e9CCbs
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In the movie ‘HORRIBLE BOSSES’ the first movie, the disgruntled employees seek advice on how to kill their bosses from Mother Fucker Jones (Jamie Fox). That bit when he explains how he got the name Motherfucker Jones and the reaction from the other guys is sooo hilarious I tear with laughter every time
In the movie identity thief as sandy Patterson played by Jason Bateman catches up with Diana played by Melisa McCarthy on a highway she wonders how the guy is catching up she screams 'what are you, A fucking kenyan?
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In the Dark knight, the Joker storms into a meeting where Gotham criminal mobsters are discussing how to get rid of the bat who is ferking with their business. Gambol wants to pull out his gun:
The joker opens his coat to reveal a setup of grenades on a string which he starts to tug
Joker: Now, let’s not blow things out of proportion here.
The Joker: [speaking to Two-Face] Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how, pathetic, their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say, ah, come here, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth.
The Joker: It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did, to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hm? You know what, you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger, will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all, part of the plan. But when I say that one, little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!