Nimekuwa nikishangaa mbona ndugu zetu akina @Mundu Mulosi @muchunu @introvert @Abba @Jazzman are so passionate kufika Canaan. kumbe wao hufuata bila kuelezewa benefits?
Angalia @Wafula…
A luhya brother of mine from Kawangware recently bought a new Toyota Premio car (automatic). He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won’t move.
He tried everything and still no luck. He then called the dealer and they sent out a technician .
Technician: “Mr. Wafula, Are you sure you use the right gears?”
Livid with anger, Wafula replied: “Of course I always do, how else do you think it moves during the day? I’m not stupid.”
The technician asked Wafula to tell him how he selects the gears.
Wafula: "I use D for “day” and N for night.
Hehehe…
:D:D:D:D
hapo umemwonea wafs
Canaan kuna nini omwami mumefuata kama nzi na mtoto Wa chifu alisema afadhali kuwa senator Kenya…??
Wakuumbwa mnaitwa
I hope wafs si ile ng’ombe ya kimilili
@Born Tao hii jokes yako ni ya zamo
KAMATAKHO!!!
si ulete yako latest?wacha machungu maragoli ya ungwaro
Haki ya muungu,niliiona wakati ulisoma ngamia ni dromedarius na bactirian na hukuwa na efidensi
yenyewe niya tene kama hii jina “zamo”
Correction @Abba ni mteso.
Wateso ni nilotes wametusumbua sana pale malakisi border na bungoma na ujinga Yao sana .
@Abba is wanga. Anyhow,wafuasi punda…,shauri!
Nimeona ata @uwesmake ni mfuasi punda. Canaan tunaenda na Matunda express ama paradiso?
Kimwa riders
Usisahau kubeba mizoga pale tribeka ama wenye utapata Canaan ni magiants
Kijana tusikoseane heshima. Wewe bukusu-musinde umekuwa na adabu the last one week, umeanza kokosa adabu.
Kila mara unapata dry spell una spew umevi. Please enda ulete picha ya carcasses that you have just harvested ndio umeffi upungue. Shenz. Kwanza nyinyi bukusus mtatusaliti kwa para para ya kwenda Canaan na huyo governor wenu wa carcinogenic wheelbarrows
Lakini pipi aache huku misri !
I have told that bukusu countless times, sijui ni koroga iko kwa kichwa ama kinyesi ya rafiki ya clinchy. Mimi hapana mteso. Mimi ni Mumia- rightful heir ya wanga kingdom(just that I see that kingship to be a big bullshit)
Ukiwa Brazil uliwai nyandua tranny?