Hii Tuliona......: An Anthology

Sometimes I get bored and feel like doing nothing, like now. Under such circumstances, I look for a thread that I have seen before niweke the most annoying "hii tuliona …"upuss. But I have realized that my creativity is almost zero- I have identified 14 threads befitting hii tuliona, but I only have 3 hii tulionas.

Sasa wakuMBWA, si mniwekee your favourite hii tulionas. This may also be published just like the Lexicon so that we can quickly pull one whenever an NV recycles chieth. CC @Mundu Mulosi

Uwanja umefunguliwo.

Hii tuliona kabla ujaribu kujenga handle ingine ukaambiwa “New registrations are currently not being accepted”…

…hii tuliona tukichungia Moses slippers zisiibiwe time ya the burning bush

Hii tuliona Eve alipogundua ngotha ya kwanza kabisa duniani!

mama saitan niaje

tuliona ,wakitafuta contractor Wa kukonstruct the tower of Babbel… …

Hii tuliona…ama wacha tu

Hii tuliona kabla Mr. Muriithi afikirie kukuomba slices…

Hii tuliona kabla Jaramogi amee futhi.
[SIZE=1]NB: Autocorrect for jaramogi suggests mammogram.[/SIZE]

Cucu gachaitani

Hi I tuliona when your parents were deliberating on why they should name you a midget…

Tulona David Akisafisha macho na Uriah’s wife… .

I seen what you did there…

Bingwa unasumbua.

Go to sleep.
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hii tuliona kabla monkeys zijue kunyoa matako

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Hii tuliona wakati Paulo na Sila waliomba hadi milango ya gereza ikafunguka.

…wakati @Meria Mata alikuwa turn-boy

Hii tuliona kabla uhurumie yule jamaa alikuwa bed ridden ukampatia slices.

Hii tuliona @a4architect akiendea architectural drawings za Hanging Gardens of Babylon.