So I met this girl on tinder. Chat kiasi, exchange of numbers. Dame akaniambia nimtumie fare akam. Nikasema mi situmangi fare, apande Uber ikifika nitalipa. Akasema zi, ati ashaiambiwa hivo kufika the guy was nowhere to be found. So stalemate. Nikasema no problem, next time niko hio area al pick her. Akadai nikiwa area si nilale tu kwake. Nikajibu negative. Snipers don’t shoot from discoverable positions. For whatever reason she’s still been keeping tabs on me, saying hello, adding me to useless groups and stuff. Sasa leo nimekua na mgeni akaona pics za huyo dem. Akanishow mzito, bwana ya hii ni jambazi sugu sana. Kama unataka kukula risasi ya matako jaribu kudeal nao. I’ve deleted the chic and deleted my tinder profile. Since Tagged is now for low lives, my online hunting will be restricted to FB.
kwe tinder niliulizwa ‘do you want a sugar daddy relationship’…the situation is hopeless
I dunno how we slept and our money became an integral part of the game in Nairobi. Mimi mtu huuliza pesa, I straight up ask if I can fuck all their holes
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the simps among us created the mess
Never share the main number. Kunakuwanga na namba ya biashara
Mbicha tuone kama iko kwa file ya DCI
Exactly, there is a bitch nigga somewhere ambaye akianguia tender hivi, job ya gava or anything along those lines the first thing nikupatiana doh ndio apendwe na if you tell him that it’s unwise utaskia ooh hii ni tu, sijui mimi huwa roho safi and other bullshit.
Sad thing is most simps don’t know that they are simps or can’t understand their sickness.
nikilewa ya kutosha I just might. This is one of those instances where it is justified to publish rubish
WTF
nini? sifai kua na wageni ama hawafai kuona conversations zangu?
Vile umeambiwa na @stunner ,leta picha na nambari ya rununu. Usiseme hauna ama ilipotea ju utakuwa muongo sasa
mimi tinder naogopa kama pasi moto…
malaya imejaa huko na huwezi jua who is genuine or not…
ukikatia malaya anajifanya dame mzuri, ukilipia inakuwa malaya…
but mwishowe utajua tu ni kunguru ukianza kuona every coitus act comes with a bill
Kama lazima ulipe nyau, mkulima mdogo enda SJ etc, middle class enda lounge 07 na kilimani . Pana cheza Russian roulette na malaya wa online.
weka picha kijiji ikuwe safe
Leta mbicha na namba ya jambazi bana
mko right. let me think about it. kumbuka hii thread ataisoma nikipeana hizo zote
So unataka kusema ni @Violete ? Ju huyo ndo amekua na nyege balaa
Huh ? Kwani kuko na tinder ktalk version na sijui ?
I thought I was a friend of ktalk ? :D:D
pia mimi sikupata invite ya friend of ktalk. wewe uko married kumbe. kumbaff
Ungeendelea tu uchapwe risasi ya matako utuletee hekaya