Hii ndio rieng

[BBIsiMuhimu]

Three contractors are bidding to repair a broken fence at the State House. One is from Kisumu, another is from Kitui, and the third is from Kiambu. All three go with a State House official to examine the fence. The Kisumu contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I will do the job for 90K. 40K for materials, 40K for my crew, and 10K profit for me.” The Kitui contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for 70K. 30K for materials, 30K for my crew, and 10K profit for me.” The Kiambu contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the State House official and whispers, “270K.” The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Kiambu contractor whispers back, “100K for me, 100K for you, and we hire the guy from Kitui to repair the fence.” “Done!” replies the government official.

[Chiefkiumbe]

Are you an elder for real.?

[Mutesa_II]

Must it be “Kiambu”…hapo tu ndio peasants huwa munabebwa ujinga.

[cortedivoire]

Upus

[Mutesa_II]

@Agwambo

Nice story,though cant be Kiambu the land of 95% peasants.The land where neighbours kwa flat wanapigana ngeta kwa stairs stima zikipotea.The land where having full set of teeth identifies you as non local because locals walipoteza meno coz of spending the whole day everyday kwa base za kutoa lock.The land where blood relatives desperately kill each other to the point where you need to fit electrified wire mesh on the ceiling of your house to prevent your bloodthirsty relatives from accessing your house and killing you in your sleep.

Warzim ya manyatta kondele nyalenda umaka kuonge meffi hapa?brush meno kwanza aise.

[anon46421834]

@Mutesa II

Warzim ya manyatta kondele nyalenda umaka kuonge meffi hapa?brush meno kwanza aise.

Tuheshimiane you Kabete she goat

[Mutesa_II]

@anon46421834

Tuheshimiane you Kabete she goat

Ghaseer Kodiaga releasee…kikiikiiiiii

[Jobi4]

@Agwambo

Nice story,though cant be Kiambu the land of 95% peasants.The land where neighbours kwa flat wanapigana ngeta kwa stairs stima zikipotea.The land where having full set of teeth identifies you as non local because locals walipoteza meno coz of spending the whole day everyday kwa base za kutoa lock.The land where blood relatives desperately kill each other to the point where you need to fit electrified wire mesh on the ceiling of your house to prevent your bloodthirsty relatives from accessing your house and killing you in your sleep.

Am not a Kiuk but is there no other constructive post to engage in other than such hogwash soo early in the morning?

[Baresi]

Acheni ukabila

[uwesmake]

@Agwambo

Nice story,though cant be Kiambu the land of 95% peasants.The land where neighbours kwa flat wanapigana ngeta kwa stairs stima zikipotea.The land where having full set of teeth identifies you as non local because locals walipoteza meno coz of spending the whole day everyday kwa base za kutoa lock.The land where blood relatives desperately kill each other to the point where you need to fit electrified wire mesh on the ceiling of your house to prevent your bloodthirsty relatives from accessing your house and killing you in your sleep.

Lazima hii august utahirishwe pale kimilili using broken fanta bottle , utakuwa na ndugu yako @Tiriitiondo , @Jimit na @MBOMB for free

[MBOMB]

@uwesmake

Lazima hii august utahirishwe pale kimilili using broken fanta bottle , utakuwa na ndugu yako @Tiriitiondo , @Jimit na @MBOMB for free

This is now a stale g@y joke…tafuta ingine.

[BBIsiMuhimu]

@Baresi

Acheni ukabila

It was supposed to be a joke and just because someone comes from Kiambu doesn’t mean they are from a particular ethnicity in Kenya of 2020. The same applies to any major town in Kenya

[Slave_0wner]

@uwesmake

Lazima hii august utahirishwe pale kimilili using broken fanta bottle , utakuwa na ndugu yako @Tiriitiondo , @Jimit na @MBOMB for free

Wanasema corona imekufungia kimilili huwez toka.

[Thirimaii]

@BBIsiMuhimu

It was supposed to be a joke and just because someone comes from Kiambu doesn’t mean they are from a particular ethnicity in Kenya of 2020. The same applies to any major town in Kenya

Tafuta avatar ya maana ndio ukae mtu serious

[anon46421834]

@Jobi4

Am not a Kiuk but is there no other constructive post to engage in other than such hogwash soo early in the morning?

You are right.Pole.Nimetry ku delete but option nikama ime sha expire.

[anon46421834]

@Mutesa II

Ghaseer Kodiaga releasee…kikiikiiiiii

Why do you have to be condescending in your manner of speech all the time to people who are anonymous?Is it that serious really?

[Session_Clerk]

This is how we do biz…just an hour ago kuna mtu nimekulisha kakitu na ile kitu nilikuwa nishapata nimeenda shughuli zingine.

[mikel]

very old joke…my old aunt forwarded it on WhatsApp 5years ago.

[ChifuMbitika]

Watu wa Kiambu wako Sawa sana Kwa biashara. Hata Sisi watu wa Nyeri tunawatambua na kuwatolea kofia. Let the haters have their day. Ama vipi @bubudiu

[Thirimaii]

@ChifuMbitika

Watu wa Kiambu wako Sawa sana Kwa biashara. Hata Sisi watu wa Nyeri tunawatambua na kuwatolea kofia. Let the haters have their day. Ama vipi @bubudiu

Ukweli mtupu huo.Let haters have their day.