So leo afte nimetoka lunch na this lady i have been trying to screw since last week and tukitembea along moi av,this truck passes with big innitials on the side ‘HK TRANSPORTERS’ so mimi na uktalk wangu nikajipata nimeisoma ‘hadi kwa mkia transporters’.mahali hio M ya mkia ilitoka ata sijui.
The chiq looks at me with this puzzled look hadi ikabidi nimetunga tu story to change her line of thought.
This village is for sure a mad house
what has this mad house had u do or say alafu people around you give you that weird look??
Today went to pay a visit to liquid telecom after weeks of not having net at my place, nikibonga na one of IT staff nilibaki nikimu ask how comes my connection inakeep iki malaysia saa yote? Hakushikisha so i had to explain to him net imekuwa ikipotea potea of late.
mimi nilijipata nimesema “ona vile huyo dame ame bend ova, hiyo ni hadi kwa settings” saa hizo nawatch teli na wife, had to come up with a story of how settings ni intestines so zinaumia!!:eek:
Siku moja nimeingia local nikajiseti pale kwa counter. Was served the usual chilled. A slow eve. Nika sema wacha nifike kijiji. So a villager posted something about the watchman at sj. Wacha I get to comments! @Koolibah asked the clown:
""unataka kukamua soja? "
