Tukisema jaluo jeuri @Maize_Combuster are the biggest simps in Kenya hamsikii. Utapata kwa iyo mbogi ya harusi wengi wamekamua yeye before
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They can never stop, women have made them believe this is a godo thing so theyw will continue
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Nikiwaifika level kama hii ya kujustify umalaya ya mwanamke, chukua bunduki unipige risasi ya kichwa. Cant be me. Wacha nidedi single.
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True, as long as you didn’t found her a virgin, maintain low profile, avoid social media at all , bure utatolewa risiti.
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Timmy tdat nikama asha ingia mkia
If the girl I’m with isn’t a virgin then ignorance is bliss. Nikiletewa receipts hata kumbao itakua shida
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Why are you all guys so jealous when most of you have your own skeletons in the closet?..
Planteshen=suffering
The jokes write themselves…jealous because of a MALAYA?
Do you think either of us is seated somewhere right now wishing we were the simp who retired a hoe???
Woman you are delulu
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Simps never learn
This is hard. Earth is hard. I just can’t can. Club hostesses hulimwa kama shamba na club owners, managers, djs na customers. Huyu fundi cherahani hana wazee wa kumpea mawaidha? Ama he is a know it all mtoto wa single mother malaya?
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Ndio hawa elders walisindikiza yeye enzi zake. Huyu kunguru ni field marshall proper war general with stripes and bodies under the belt
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Huyu dem amekulwa na machokosh wote Nairobi. My crystal ball tells me hata hio rende ilisindikiza the omena head ukambani will try their luck with the kunguru now that receipts zinatoka moja moja.
ION, wasee huchase single malts na cognacs wakitumia soda ni mbwa Koko wote.
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Lakeside men wakiona yellow yellow skin wanapagawa kabisa wanakuwa top-tier simps.
Thousand cock stare
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What did we say about jaruo and light skinned females?