Hii imeniuma

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Leta hekaya

Kutombewa is real

I remember one 2015 evening there was a torrential downpour and we were stuck in the usual traffic along Argwings Kodhek kwa ile roundabout ya valley road. Since the windows were quite misty, I dared the girl I was with to take off her nini and clear the windows :D, mind you this is not someone i was bedding

Her blunt rebuttal has stuck with me to this day. :D:D

Unaeza acha ukihi na ulete uhondo yote?

In short unasema wewe ndio kijana ya subaru

I guess all i am trying to say is, don’t try that stunt inside a fielder!

:D:D

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Juu hauna Subaru ama?

Umeumwa juu ya nini?

Kwani aliwacha skid marks :D:D

Refusal, not hiyo kizungu mingi sheet.

"The car man inna gyal dem ya thoughts,
So them change man like autoparts,

No Vehicle, No Romance!

The chi-chi driver stand a better chance!"

Sir Adijah Palmer, circa mid 2000s.