hi retards,,naona hamjaacha upuzi . did i miss anything of importance?

Niko nanyuki naponda raha naskia kufa kwaja. Narudi Nairobi ile siku kamwana atatoa Pesa.
Mtu anahitaji Malaya aweke P.O. Box/address nimtumie. Missed you all and your stupidity. Been drunk blackout I don’t know since when. I want to test if alcohol can kill.

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The long lost V.E makes a comeback…pombe itamaliza wewe.

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Of course not, nothing IMPORTANCE was shared while you were away. Lakini el nino ni kama imeanza.

It is just H2O

Uncle Carbon while u were away Uncle @uwesmake alivuta baridi. Nugu alimfinyia ndizi hapatikani

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While yu were away nilingoa dish zote nikapea chokosh apeleke scrap yard. Sasa niko IPTV 24/7

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So no more momos?

That would be equivalent of the pope burning the Bibles.

Haiya?!! Kuwa serious?

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Uwes ako telegram, wakameat is so cold and lonely now.

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niaje kawambui, hama Nyakio sasa

na niaje wankermeat hayuko telegram?

Earlier today at checkers club,I saw a dreadlocked nigger in jungle green shorts za BATUK. Flashing an iphone kwa bar logged to Ktalk is an easy giveaway

Ngai Wa Jakubu! ( NWJ )! @Meria Mata, I hope you’re not serious! Tell us it’s just a joke to lighten the mood in the village!

Poa sana.
Nitahama pesa ikiisha

wewe dio ulisupply ma biro na dildo ama?

Kwani miti(diick) zinafanya kazi gani

That Telegram is shiet, videos that don’t play and a lot of nonsense.

tigana na tecno avai

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Members kept complaining of videos that weren’t playing.

Sema mathiche? I thought you were leaving due to utotology.