Hesabu ya JSKS

[Electronics4u]

“Mwaka huu tutatoa billioni hamsini ili kusaidia hawa ma hustlers kuinua biashara zao” Says the hustler aka JSKS.
So tufanye hesabu.
Assuming the number of hustlers wa biashara ndogo ndogo are about 15 million (a very reasonable estimate going by the levels of unemployment in this country), it therefore means:
50,000,000,000 ÷ 15,000,000
It means each hustler will receive about ksh 3,333
Will this be enough to uplift the hustler business? Your guess is as good as mine.

A reasonable amount would be 1 Trillion, where each hustler would receive about 67k.

JSKS adanganye toto jinga.

[Azor_Ahai]

Obviously jambazi is a known pathological liar and even if it was true the program would fail.

Bruv it is usually pointless kupea maskini pesa in cash. Pale US walipea peasants stimulus checks wakazispend Amazon na Walmart. Bezos na Waltons wakaongeza a few billions to their net worth.

Ukipea village peasant @Jimit elfu tano atanunua bangi halafu aje kutusi wazee huku.

[kah_tony]

@Electronics4u

“Mwaka huu tutatoa billioni hamsini ili kusaidia hawa ma hustlers kuinua biashara zao” Says the hustler aka JSKS.
So tufanye hesabu.
Assuming the number of hustlers wa biashara ndogo ndogo are about 15 million (a very reasonable estimate going by the levels of unemployment in this country), it therefore means:
50,000,000,000 ÷ 15,000,000
It means each hustler will receive about ksh 3,333
Will this be enough to uplift the hustler business? Your guess is as good as mine.

A reasonable amount would be 1 Trillion, where each hustler would receive about 67k.

JSKS adanganye toto jinga.

Ya Raila ni 6000ksh each to 2 million vulnerable families which translates to 12 billion in welfare handouts which is sustainable and would uplift a lot from abject poverty.

Kwa hiyo hesabu ya Raila though weka mjane Mama Ngina Kenyatta.

JSKS kwa hiyo 50, 45B ni ya macho.

[Titty_Twister]

@kah tony

Ya Raila ni 6000ksh each to if 2 million vulnerable families which translates to 12 billion in welfare handouts. I believe which is sustainable and would uplift a lot from abject poverty.

Kwa hiyo hesabu ya Raila though weka mjane Mama Ngina Kenyatta.

JSKS kwa hiyo 50, 45B ni ya macho.

12B x 12 months = 144B na inaendea mtu moja because one representative will sign per family. 50B ya JSKS will cover more people (13m more) and will be allocated to individuals. Hesabu ni mingi hapa

[Titty_Twister]

@Electronics4u

“Mwaka huu tutatoa billioni hamsini ili kusaidia hawa ma hustlers kuinua biashara zao” Says the hustler aka JSKS.
So tufanye hesabu.
Assuming the number of hustlers wa biashara ndogo ndogo are about 15 million (a very reasonable estimate going by the levels of unemployment in this country), it therefore means:
50,000,000,000 ÷ 15,000,000
It means each hustler will receive about ksh 3,333
Will this be enough to uplift the hustler business? Your guess is as good as mine.

A reasonable amount would be 1 Trillion, where each hustler would receive about 67k.

JSKS adanganye toto jinga.

What’s your average number of people per family kwa hio ya ojinga?

6k x 2m vs 15m x 3,333 hebu sema gani kali

[Electronics4u]

@Titty Twister

50B ya JSKS will cover more people (13m more

Will it be a monthly thing for JSKS hustlers?
Coz that will translate to 600B or exactly 40k per hustler per annum.

[Titty_Twister]

@Electronics4u

Will it be a monthly thing for JSKS hustlers?
Coz that will translate to 600B or exactly 40k per hustler per annum.

In that case hohehahe atapenda gani considering reality isn’t a factor in the current campaigns? Naona billions zikichunwa kwa cypress

[Electronics4u]

@Titty Twister

6k x 2m vs 15m x 3,333 hebu sema gani kali

Am asking whether 3,333 is one off boost to hustlers business ama it will be a monthly thingi kama ya RAO.
With that clarification then I can respond to your query.

[Titty_Twister]

@Electronics4u

Am asking whether 3,333 is one off boost to hustlers business ama it will be a monthly thingi kama ya RAO.
With that clarification then I can respond to your query.

You gave the comparison up there in your post. Unataka kusema you came up with the comparative figures bila facts? Onus is on you

[Electronics4u]

@Titty Twister

You gave the comparison up there in your post. Unataka kusema you came up with the comparative figures bila facts? Onus is on you

It’s open to clarification but according to JSKS himuselif (and as quoted above hapo amesema mwaka huu…), it seems the hustler will get the 3.3k annually or about 16,500 for entire 5 years.:rolleyes:

[Azor_Ahai]

Yani mnaamini hii upuzi ya politicians na nchi imejaa madeni za China :D:D

You are the same people huamini politician atajenga stadiums na hata mashule na hospitali hazijajengwa. Hakuna pesa itapeanwa.

The country is broke and even if it had money there are better projects to invest that money than kupea peasants wakunywe watajirishe EABL shareholders.

[Titty_Twister]

@Azor Ahai

Yani mnaamini hii upuzi ya politicians na nchi imejaa madeni za China :D:D

You are the same people huamini politician atajenga stadiums na hata mashule na hospitali hazijajengwa. Hakuna pesa itapeanwa.

The country is broke and even if it had money there are better projects to invest that money than kupea peasants wakunywe watajirishe EABL shareholders.

That’s why nimeuliza hapo juu which unicorn version is more believable for hohehahes

[mtadao]

Most likely this will be a revolving fund with a few beneficiaries getting the money and expected to repay back to benefit others.

[Electronics4u]

@mtadao

Most likely this will be a revolving fund with a few beneficiaries getting the money and expected to repay back to benefit others.

When you say ‘a few’ what do you mean?
Juu hustlers are not few.

[sludgist]

@kah tony

Ya Raila ni 6000ksh each to 2 million vulnerable families which translates to 12 billion in welfare handouts which is sustainable and would uplift a lot from abject poverty.

Kwa hiyo hesabu ya Raila though weka mjane Mama Ngina Kenyatta.

JSKS kwa hiyo 50, 45B ni ya macho.

ii ya raia mwizi mkuu ya kazi kwa vijana na 2,000,000 minions ni meffi na wizi tupu:D

100 billions itakuwa kwa mkono ya raia mkuu na gatheca, bank itakuwa NCBA:D

[TuTu]

@mtadao

Most likely this will be a revolving fund with a few beneficiaries getting the money

Who knows for sure or it is deliberately kept vague so that you cannot pin down someone on the promise?

[fisi_fc]

Debts need to be paid before thinking of such schemes. Kenya is in deep debt already otherwise we wouldn’t be paying ksh 60 out of 100 to service loans. They should focus on creating jobs (manufacturing) that will bring in more taxpayers.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@sludgist

ii ya raia mwizi mkuu ya kazi kwa vijana na 2,000,000 minions ni meffi na wizi tupu:D

100 billions itakuwa kwa mkono ya raia mkuu na gatheca, bank itakuwa NCBA:D

Wapi effidense ndugu ya @Motokubwa rafiki ya @uwesmake

[Kumbaffu]

Covid stimulus checks is one of the reasons there is a global inflation right now.

Simple economics: You cannot give people money they haven’t worked for without causing an inflation.

[kah_tony]

@sludgist

ii ya raia mwizi mkuu ya kazi kwa vijana na 2,000,000 minions ni meffi na wizi tupu:D

100 billions itakuwa kwa mkono ya raia mkuu na gatheca, bank itakuwa NCBA:D

Usiniquote meffi wewe