HELP BROTHER

Motoring
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i had promised my baby momma to help her get a new set of wheels if she does something for me(am not gona mention) luckly she did that but when i asked her what car she wanted guess what the woman said? mitsubishi pajero. when i heard this i said to myself. ‘time has come for this kikuyu to finish me’. i asked her do you know how much those things cost? i tried to tell her reversing your nissan n16 gives you nightmares how about a pajero. to cut the long story short discovered she wants a pajero io. and it should be a 2 door not a 4 door.

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now i have seen lots of these in this country but i know completely nothing about them, didnt even know they were pajeros. used to think pajeros are the huge ugly ones. so if you have any experiences please. maintance is mine in this house

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Wifey had the 4-door…nothing remarkable about the car. Does about 11-12km/litre. Maintenance is reasonable. About 7k for service every 8000km.
Parts arent difficult to come by

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Thank you, now since thats out the way, what did she do to deserve the Pajero Mini? thats where the real story lies and what we really wanna know!

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He was Pegged

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Do you know why she insisted on a 2-door? I know.

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gani?
Nunulia yeye ile ya 600cc?

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why?

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Leta pesa tulete hii January next year

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whats this thing?

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What did the wife do to deserve this to the level of even refusing a simpler car

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Pardon