Hekaya

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My mama fua is old… probably early 50’s …but you wouldnt know coz you know how kao dont age. Plus, she a momo got big butt.

Its important at this point for me to say, I have no sexual or intimate intentions with her.

But i think she would doubt this… given what took place some months ago.

I had rung her while in the office the day before. Told her niko na nguo mob kam uoshe kesho morning.

Kesho yake morning, i wake up at 5am, then head to the mosque for fajr prayers. After that i return to my hao, strip naked and take a what was to be a short nap.

I woke up at 9am.

Shocked nimechelewa, i immediately call jobo asking our secretary nani ameniulizia. I immediately remember that i had called for my househelp whom i call Anne Mahaga.

Now, my house is designed in a way that ukiwa in my bedroom unaona straight hadi kwa mlango wa sittingroom. I immediately noticed that ile mlango ya seatto iko wazi kiasi. Nikashtuka. Kumpigia Anne Mahaga ananishow yuko hapo nje ya hao. Hananga key ya hao, so it is normal kwake kupata hao wazi.

Kumbe she came. Akaingia. Akaona ndo kile kimtu kimelala uchi kwa bed. Kinono. Akaona Aibu akatoka akakaa nje.

When she came in the hao after nimejiprepare and i am leaving, i noticed leo hana aibu anakuanga nayo nikimexplainia mahali omo, bar soap, stasoft na nguo ziko.

Ofcourse sijawahi muuliza. Wacha afikirie vile anafikiria.

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Keti hapa tukingoja maoni ya wazee

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ati your house is designed in a way ukiwa bedroom unaona hadi kwa mlango…si ungesema unaishi kwa bed shitter

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Siishi bedsitter

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ka thingo room detected, isorait. keti pale mr. markende.

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You people are used to proper design ya hao za Nairobi. Si kila mtu anaishi nai

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kwa hivo ni ka thingle, yaani shoo iko nje.
tunajua wewe ni bingwa lakini ketiiiiiii

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This story does not meet the threshold of a hekaya.
A hekaya isn’t complete if there was no grinding of fudhis involved.

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Just another case of a wannabe, with a wanting hekaya. Keti pale ====> ungoje waamuzi wa wazee.

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Niaje bingwa?

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Alshababbingwa , hekaya fake kama hizi pea nguruwe ikule then pelekea peado muhamed kwa mosque

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N.V., inakaa hujasikia sifa za mtu anaitwa Waweru ndio maana hufungi mlango.
Be warned.
Also, how have you insulated the mabati walls against heat gain this terrible January?
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:D:D:D

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I only gave my story. Whether hamtaki kusikia or not is none of my business

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Relax, kiboko lazima.

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hiyo emergency basket ungesema ALL PROTOCOLS OBSERVED yaani kila kitu hata tampons , chumvi , pilipili hata shepart utapata hapo ndani

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Ng’ombe, nimeandika bucket. Si basket. Wewe na yule mtu wa ‘age blanket’ hakuna tofauti.

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Ochieng basket na bucket huko kwetu kimilili tulifunzwa ni same chieth

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