Hekaya time

Nikiwa highschool,form 1 huko circa 2004,kulikuwa na uhaba wa maji,so ikawa like tunalazimika kuenda Kwa school pump house(pumpy) so that tuweze kujisort,so this fateful day tumemaliza daro so ikawa ni kuchukuwa basin zetu tuende,so kufika huko tukado macleaning tukamalo sa ikawa ni kuback,Sasa hapo ndio maneno ilianza kuwa interesting,Kuna wamatha walikuwa hapo kando pia wakido cleaning zao,one of the approached us na akasema,‘si mtuachie sabuni angalau tuoshe mzigo?’ that statement caught me unawares as sikuona ilikam,na as an incentive,akaongezea ntakupea vizuri,eh sa hapo kanjeve ka both excitement na woga kakanigonga as that was something that I had never heard before leave alone kuongelshwa hiyo design,but Mimi ni nani? nikapiga moyo konde like kwani nini it’s happen? So off we went kwake(I assumed so),tukafika,hata bana hakuoga,ni kutoka cladi teke teke,vile alitoa ngotha ndio mambo ilichange,hewa ya room ikabadilika but didn’t think much about it,josto ikasimama baada ya kucheki mzigo kubwa,ilikuwa imepanuka bana,could even hide myself in there,ilikuwa bigi hadi nikajihurumia,lakini juu imekam na Ile dryspell ya shule sikumind sana, hata kondiko sikuvaa,nikuchangamkia tu kavuvkavu ,pa!pa!pa! hata sikukawia,si tu unajuwa vile ya kwanza ni mbio? The only thing she asked ni,kwani unamwaga araka ache,kwani wewe ni Gugu? Walahi hapo ndio nlivaa games kit yangu na kutoka mbio juu eh hizo ndio Gani Tena? Sasa kama ni wewe,ungedo nini?

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Hahaha
Ulikua vajo ama ulikua ushaonja before?

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Nlikuwanga vajo..

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@Josto_Bwaku Gatwiri Onyango

Who was she? Bibi ya @Staff_Member ?

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Nkiskia jina la kijaka all I can think of is a foreskin long enough to sarcophagus oneself

Haha..must have been,juu alikuwa hali mbaya,hata sabuni bana hawezi mbuiya? Nigga needs to take care of his wife or else mbogi hapa nje itamchungia..

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Sometimes it’s not even about money. Some housewives just crave an extramarital dick.

Eh! That’s new..like they just cheat oz of dick?

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