hekaya ni za nini?

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Watu hapa ktalk have been constantly asking me … ati … oh, ulifikaji daraja la mwanakijiji mkuu, oh … how did you become a senior villager … oh (…) wewe dudu ya yellow oh… nyuki ya china … oh … mpenda spaghetti … , oh why lemons in my meal … oh … ati siwezi afford 1 kg of meat unless niende kwa Wakanyama ninunue qtr … (…) … ati mimi ni wanker … ati … sasa hii porojo ni ya nini? si tujenge ktalk na kazi iendelee…

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Nzi ya yellow

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What you drinking?

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Will let your snide remarks pass because you regurgitate honey… which is no mean feat

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Nothing! Why?

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You left out… sniffing and smoking

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Shits honey is more like it.

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Have that …

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Bangi isiwe Huru.

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Coz yu ranting like a sissy whose date has not turned up

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Kila dame nikubleach… @lilian muli kanene anakaa ghost

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Hii ya huyu imeiva sana.

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Eish! your dealer gave you value for your money today

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coccaine is a hell of a drug cc.Rick James

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mimi huamini nimenyonya ya kutosha when i get to a point of supporting my eyelids with fingers to keep them open or when i miss my door and knock a neighbors door alafu nauliza yeye ‘unafanya nini kwangu?’

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Reminds me of this neighbour of mine who drinks like booze is going out of fashion.akirudi home at those ungodly hours miguu inaisha nguvu inbetween 3 & 4th floor.i have rukad him hapo mara kathaa akiwa sound asleep.think he gives up kufika kwake after kulemewa

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D… you are a crazy, you should have your gatongoria checked…

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D reminds me of 4makind back in the day

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stop living in heaven yet…oh, i had forgotten inaitwa penthouse…

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my gatongoria’s very straight! no impurities!
but vitu zingine kana nifanyishanga, ???